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Flick Wit - October 2007

To Be Like Grace Kelly

October 31st 2007 19:17
Remembered most of all for her patrician poise, her sensuality and dignified elegance, the chemistry she seemed to generate so effortlessly both onscreen and off, and of course, her film star fame and royal union – Grace Kelly was a woman whose spirit lives on in golden immortality.

Grace Kelly
The sublime beauty of Grace Kelly - Image courtesy of moderngirlstyle.com


Born to wealthy parents, with a father who was one-time Olympic gold medallist and self-made millionaire, Kelly had an uneventful childhood until the age of twelve, when she set along the path that would lead to her future acting career. By the time she was twenty-two, after success in television and theatre, Kelly landed her first big leading film role with High Noon.

Many triumphs were to follow over the next three years with Mogambo, for which she won a Golden Globe for Best Supporting Actress, Dial M for Murder, Rear Window, The Country Girl which earned her a Best Actress Academy Award and Golden Globe, and To Catch a Thief.

During this time, there was much public interest in her love-life. She was reported to have had affairs with the Shah of Iran, her married Dial M for Murder co-star Ray Milland, and Bing Crosby, and was engaged to Russian fashion designer Oleg Cassini. Kelly was still engaged, and apparently pregnant to, Cassini when she met Prince Rainier III of Monaco, but she terminated the pregnancy and broke off the engagement in order to marry her new royal love.


Princess Grace
Princess Grace of Monaco - Image courtesy of fashion-era.com

And marry him she did, in 1956, within a year of their first meeting. Rainier had purportedly been under pressure to marry and produce and heir, or Monaco would revert to France, and he thought a movie-star wife would be ideal in order to boost tourism and the poor economy of his country. He allegedly made very high dowry demands of the Kelly family, which gave them some misgivings, but all was settled in the end with a bridal gift to the Prince of $2 million.

After they were wed, Kelly became Her Serene Highness, the Princess of Monaco. Their nuptials were watched on television by thirty million people: a taste of things to come with Diana Spencer and Mary Donaldson, as people the world over tuned in to witness a fairy tale come true.

Nine months after the wedding, the royal couple’s first child was born – a girl, and a little over a year after that, the heir came along. Princess Grace had done her duty, and so the third child was not born for another seven years. During this time, Kelly had retired from acting altogether, and, Prince Rainier had banned all screening of her films in Monaco. Six years after she was married, Kelly was given the lead in Marnie by Hitchcock, but ended up having to turn it down because of public outcry. Fifteen years later, in 1977, Herbert Ross offered her a part in The Turning Point, but Rainier this time flatly forbid her to accept it.

Monaco Royalty
Their Serene Highnesses - Image courtesy of philanthropymagazine.com

In 1982, at the age of fifty-two, Kelly had a stroke while driving, and her car plunged down the side of a mountain. She died the next day, without gaining consciousness. One hundred million people watched her funeral on television: a taste of things to come with Diana, as people the world over this time tuned in to witness a fairy tale’s demise.

She was a beautiful and talented woman who left many legacies to this world, for which she is still remembered lovingly twenty-five years after her death. But for all the fame and fortune, glitz and glamour of her life, I don’t think I’d try to be like Grace Kelly – it’s really no wonder all her looks were so sad.

Michaelie Clark
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Kids These Days

October 29th 2007 22:19
It’s a little bit disconcerting when a six year old is more successful than oneself. When I see kids that are famous, talented and raking in millions it’s hard not to think back to what I was doing at such an age. Watching Gumby? Learning to tie my shoes? Having temper tantrums and squabbling with siblings? Certainly not walking the red carpet and signing autographs anyway.

Gumby
Gumby and Pokey - my childhood pals. Image courtesy of answers.com

I look at Dakota Fanning’s impressive CV, and am stunned. At thirteen, she has more than twenty films under her belt, an array of TV appearances, and is the youngest person ever to win a Screen Actors Guild Award. How does she do it? How does she cope? Will she continue to cope?

Just think of what happened in the lives of these child stars:

Macaulay Culkin – Was married at seventeen, divorced at nineteen; arrested for drug possession; his work in the last decade has been less than noteworthy.

Macaulay Culkin
Creepy Culkin - image courtesy of thesmokinggun.com

Haley Joel Osment – Crashed his car last year; charged with four misdemeanours; joined Alcoholics Anonymous at the age of eighteen.

Lindsay Lohan – Had three car accidents in 2005; is known for diva antics on the set of her movies; has been arrested twice; was admitted for drug and alcohol rehabilitation this year.

Mary-Kate Olsen – Rehabilitated for anorexia and rumoured to have had a drug addiction.

Jonothan Brandis – Reportedly suffered from depression over the slow-down of his career after childhood; committed suicide by hanging at the age of twenty-seven.

The Brady Bunch children – Maureen McCormick: bulimia, drug abuse, and an alleged affair with her on-screen sister. Barry Williams: has tried to relaunch his acting career, and start a singing career, with little success. Is known for being stuck in the past of his childhood acting.

Judy Garland – Had five husbands and died of an accidental overdose in her late forties.

Drew Barrymore – smoking and drinking, and a regular at nightclubs at the age of nine, and taking drugs by the age of ten; admitted to rehab at thirteen, and again at fourteen. Luckily, she managed to turn her life around and has since prospered in her career.

Drew Barrymore
Drew seemed so innocent in ET, yet her childhood was all but gone. Image courtesy of girls.com.au

The child actors that seem to have coped better with sudden fame and fotune:

Jodie Foster – Successful transition to adult acting; a very strong career on the whole with Taxi Driver, The Silence of the Lambs, Nell and Contact; also a director and producer.

Elijah Wood – Many successes as a child and as an adult.

Frankie Muniz, Anna Paquin and the Harry Potter kids – All seem to be doing fine so far.

There’s no denying it: these children must face an enormous amount of pressure very early in their lives, and be almost completely immersed in an adult world. To hear Dakota Fanning in interviews you would think she was thirty, not thirteen. Her poise amazes me, but also makes me wonder just how fast she was forced to grow up.

Maybe I was better off watching Gumby after all.

Michaelie Clark
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Top Ten Movie Musicals

October 26th 2007 00:54
There is nothing like a burst of lavish stage theatrics on screen. When song is effectively woven into the narrative of a film, it can bring a whole other dimension into play, offering a connection to its audience that leaves an indelible impression. Below are my top ten movie musicals. If you are wondering why Dreamgirls doesn’t make the list, you’d best click here rather than send me into an inexplicable rage.

#10 West Side Story
The New York Romeo and Juliet about social and cultural divisions is sometimes dark but always magnificent.

#9 Mary Poppins
The ending makes me sad, and the representation of the suffragettes makes me a bit mad, but I will always love the magic of the movie. I first saw this as a small child at my cousin’s house, and immediately after the film finished, I convinced her to help me draw a picture we could step into. Also jumped out of a tree with an umbrella. And clicked frantically at the mess in my bedroom.

#8 The Wizard of Oz
I always thought Dorothy was a something of a stick-in-the-mud, but boy did I like the evil monkeys – and I had a bit of a crush on the Tin Man.

Wizard of Oz
What do you think caught my eye? His steam pipe, his pancake make-up or his silver loin cloth?

#7 Chicago
Renee Zellweger and Catherine Zeta Jones definitely strut their stuff, but it’s the music and the direction by Rob Marshall that really make this one.

#6 The Sound of Music
The hills are alive and so is this classic film – over forty years later. Click here for the review.

#5 Grease
It’s still the word as far as I’m concerned. It’s all about high-school high jinks and a soundtrack that will always be remembered.

Grease
John Travolta as Danny - too cool for school. Image courtesy of art.com

#4 Singin’ in the Rain
Debbie Reynolds was beautiful and unassuming performing as a voice without the stage credit, and Gene Kelly was unforgettable as he splashed and sang his way into the hearts of millions.

#3 Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Roald Dahl created every child’s dream. Even as an adult, and having seen this approximately 562 times, I am still entertained by it and thoroughly whisked away in fantasy.

#2 My Fair Lady
I adore Audrey Hepburn, and she is as quirky and delightful as ever in this. She goes form Cockney to lady under the guidance of the haughty, irritable, but ultimately enlightened Henry Higgins.

#1 Moulin Rouge!
Excitement and extravagance at every turn. Click here for the (brief) review.

What do you think of musical films in general? Which is your favourite?

Michaelie Clark
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If the new photos are anything to go by, it seems Miranda and Steve’s son, Brady, is all grown up, and Harry and Charlotte’s ‘Chinese delivery’ has arrived, which presumably proves the rumours of Charlotte’s pregnancy being part of a ‘dream sequence’.

Cynthia Nixon
Miranda and Brady. Wonder where Steve is..? Image courtesy of hellomagazine.com

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I love The Sound of Music for many reasons – the picturesque locations and stunning cinematography, the songs that I seem to have known forever, the beautiful Julie Andrews as a less-than-serene novice nun, and the charmingly triumphant story. But what can really top a yodelling goat? Not to mention Christopher Plummer as the stern and enigmatic Captain von Trapp.

Christopher Plummer
You'd have to say 'Aye Aye' to this captain. Image courtesy of altfg.com

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Fifty Film Frustrations

October 19th 2007 19:02
I was so inspired by ChrisB’s list of pet peeves that I am now doing one of my own based on movies. There’s nothing I love more than whinging in point form. It is good for the spleen, I gather. So join me for some detox, Michaelie style.

#1 Sappy happy endings


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'Dreamgirls' - What A Nightmare

October 17th 2007 06:42
If you haven’t yet seen last year’s big Golden Globe Best Picture winner, I can only say – lucky you. Oprah gushed over it, critics applauded it, it made over $150 million and it won nearly thirty film awards. But Ms Michaelie did not like it one bit.

Jennifer Hudson
Jennifer Hudson. Image courtesy of warnerbros.com

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Ralph Fiennes may now be best known for his sexual involvement with an undercover policewoman-cum-prostitute-cu m-flight attendant in the toilet of a Qantas aeroplane, but the reason said woman got her knickers off in the first place was because – she says – of his prowess in The English Patient.

We will assume it was the flashback scenes that did it for her, and not the parts where he has a melted face, though I suspect she would have slept with him as Lord Voldemort in Harry Potter provided she could still sell her story for the highest possible price


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I Liked Leo Best When He Dribbled

October 13th 2007 01:29
Leonardo DiCaprio – he inspired ‘Leomania’ throughout the world after playing Jack Dawson in Titanic, he portrayed Howard Hughes in The Aviator, went out with supermodel Gisele Bundchen, is a favourite of cinema legend Martin Scorsese and was nominated for a Golden Globe and an Academy Award for Blood Diamond. But it was his role as mentally handicapped Arnie Grape that that will always stand out for me.

Leonardo DiCaprio
Are you a Leomaniac? Image courtesy of people.com

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'Sex' Flashbacks and Dreams

October 8th 2007 21:04
They say Carrie’s wedding was a dream – I say it was a nightmare. But I’m just glad to have been woken from it! I suspected the producers of Sex and the City: The Movie were filming scenes they wouldn’t use to deliberately fool the masses. According to the New York Post, the scenes of Carrie’s wedding and Charlotte’s pregnancy are to be used – but they will feature as fantasies only. Thank the Lord!

Sex and the City Wedding
The dream of my nightmares - Carrie's wedding. Courtesy of ninemsn.com

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'Sex and the City' HOAX?

October 2nd 2007 21:33
It has occurred to me, as it has surely occurred to others, that many of the details and pictures coming from the Sex and the City: The Movie set, such as those relayed in ‘Charlotte’s Waters Break and the SATC Rumours Flood In’, may indeed be part of a clever production ploy.

The SATC Gals. Courtesy of foxnews.com

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