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Flick Wit - February 2008

Big Screen Bling

February 28th 2008 19:33
Whether it’s the dazzling star of the show or giving a glittering supporting performance, one thing is for sure – bling has character all of its own.

Breakfast at Tiffany's
Image courtesy of lovefromme.co.uk


Breakfast at Tiffany’s: One of the most iconic film images ever would have to be of Audrey Hepburn as Holly Golightly – the impish waif with the up-do, cigarette holder between gloved fingers, sparkling brilliantly with diamonds.

Titanic
Image courtesy of cherabella.com

Titanic: The Heart of the Ocean diamond worn by Kate Winslet in the 1997 film was actually a 170 carat sapphire surrounded by 65 diamonds, which later sold for $2.2 million. The idea was based both on the cursed Hope Diamond, and on the Klinger and Selpin film Titanic, where a blue diamond was also central to a love affair aboard the doomed ship. Jeweller Harry Winston created his own version of The Heart of the Ocean, worth $20 million.

Lord of the Rings
Image courtesy of abcnews.com


Lord of the Rings: The One Ring aka “My Precious”, is one powerful piece of jewellery, with an inscription to set mere mortals (and hobbits, and elves, etc) to quaking. Now, I’m not one for ditching bling, but this particular band of gold seemed more trouble than it was worth.

Girl with a Pearl Earring
Image courtesy of cinema.bg

Girl with a Pearl Earring: The most simple, understated piece of jewellery vital not only to a great painting, but to a novel and film of seething sexual tension. An exquisite drop pearl suspended from the delicate, previously unpierced flesh of Griet’s (Scarlett Johansson) ear lobe.

Devdas
Image courtesy of maximstyles.com

Devdas: Who can match Bollywood for bling? This most recent film adaptation of the novel caused a stir with its ornamental bounty. The budget for the Indian film was an unprecedented $US 13 million – an untold amount of which was worn by Aishwarya Rai and co.

How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days
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How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days: Kate Hudson seriously ‘frosts herself’ in this romantic comedy, wearing an 84 carat Harry Winston diamond necklace, and a dress especially designed to show it off.

Blood Diamond
Image courtesy of europe.org.uk

Blood Diamond: A polished film about rough diamonds, mined under inhumane conditions and transported and sold illegally to fund horrific insurgent activities. I learned a lot about the Western consumer’s impact on third world conflict, and also – diamonds really start off quite ugly.

The Devil Wears Prada
Image courtesy of azcentral.com

The Devil Wears Prada: The costume budget for this film, set in the fashion industry, was only about $100, 000, but with Patricia Field at the helm, and the help of her many designer friends, the total value of costumes used was about ten times that amount. One necklace alone, designed by Fred Leighton and worn by Meryl Streep, was worth the entire primary budget. Chanel requested that they dress Anne Hathaway, and provided much of her jewellery.

Mr T
Image courtesy of cardsquad.com

Mr T: Since Rocky III, the once bling-strung bad man turned born-again Christian has starred in various films and shows as himself. Swathed in gold chains and trinkets, Mr T ensured he had a trademark image that couldn’t be missed. It is said that he has been known to wear up to $300, 000 worth of bling at any one time.

The Wizard of Oz
Image courtesy of warnerbros.com

The Wizard of Oz: Nothing like a bit of shoe bling, and with these funky red numbers, Dorothy is set for whatever the yellow brick road throws at her.

Casino
Image courtesy of ferdyonfilms.com

Casino: Ginger just loves her jewels. Sharon Stone stars as coked out mob wife to Sam (Robert de Niro), in this Scorsese film which is all about finance and ‘the family’. Booze, boyfriends and baubles are about all Ginger cares for, as she worries about her diamonds more than her daughter.

Elizabeth: The Golden Age
Image courtesy of guardian.co.uk

Elizabeth: The Golden Age: Well, if you are going to be a queen, you would expect some right royal get-up – and Cate Blanchett gets it. It’s not all hair pulling and corset cinching, she also wears some mighty fine charms by Erickson Beamon of Belgravia.

Bring on the bling.

Michaelie Clark
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Well, in the space of a day, the full-length trailer for Sex and the City: The Movie was leaked and then yanked. Let me tell you, I had some trouble trying to find a clip that was still in operation, and now that I have… I am intensely disappointed. I cannot even articulate how utterly appalled I am.

Sex and the City: The Movie
The Sex-ettes - Image courtesy of heatworldcom

Ridiculous puns with no wit.
Half the storyline given away.
Stale and strained.
No humour.
No inventiveness.
No damn schamazzle.

Sex and the City Benz
They look how I feel - Image courtesy of celebrity-gossip.net

I could have wept. Ok, I did. I was so excited, expecting so much more after the thrill of the teaser. And now my dreams are all but smashed. Of course, there are a few small threads I cling to – the strength of the series encourages me to show some faith, and there are tiny hints that all may not be as it seems – but on the whole, this is a sad, sad day to be me.

Here is the trailer:

Sex and the City: The Movie - Full Length Trailer

Carrie SJP
Pat Field has obviously been at SJP again - Image courtesy of dlisted.com

And here are a couple of brief notes about what is revealed, in case this clip is pulled too:

* Big’s real name is John James Preston.
* Steve appears to have cheated on Miranda.
* Charlotte has her adopted daughter, and is pregnant.
* Carrie moves in with Big and asks for a bigger closet instead of a ring.
* Big leaves Carrie ‘at the altar’.
* Samantha wants fresh meat.
* Jennifer Hudson’s character has moved to NYC “to find love”.
* Carrie appears to dye her hair dark after her break-up with Big.
* Chris Noth seems to have had serious airbrushing, along with the ladies.

Miranda and Samantha
Liking the long locks, not digging the bob - Image courtesy of reelmovienews.com

What do you reckon?

Michaelie Clark
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From The Page To The Screen

February 20th 2008 08:51
Making a book into a movie can be a funny business. While some film adaptations are spectacular, with a few even managing to surpass the original text, many are a disappointment and plenty completely lose sight of the work from which they are derived.

Below, in alphabetical order, are the top fifty film adaptations as judged by The Guardian. Which do you think made the transition safely? Which arrived the worse for wear? And which got hopelessly lost along the way?

A Clockwork Orange
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1984
Alice in Wonderland*
American Psycho*
Breakfast at Tiffany's*
Brighton Rock
Catch 22
Charlie & the Chocolate Factory*
A Clockwork Orange*
Close Range (inc Brokeback Mountain)
The Day of the Triffids
Devil in a Blue Dress*
Different Seasons (inc The Shawshank Redemption)*
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? (aka Bladerunner)
Doctor Zhivago*
Empire of the Sun
The English Patient*
Fight Club*
The French Lieutenant's Woman*
Get Shorty
The Godfather*

The Lord of the Flies
The Lord of the Flies - Image courtesy of organicmechanic.com

Goldfinger
Goodfellas
Heart of Darkness (aka Apocalypse Now)
The Hound of the Baskervilles
Jaws*
The Jungle Book*
A Kestrel for a Knave (aka Kes)
LA Confidential
Les Liaisons Dangereuses*
Lolita
Lord of the Flies*
The Maltese Falcon
Oliver Twist*
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest*
Orlando*

Trainspotting
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The Outsiders
Pride and Prejudice*
The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie
The Railway Children
Rebecca
The Remains of the Day
Schindler's Ark (aka Schindler's List)
Sin City
The Spy Who Came in From the Cold
The Talented Mr Ripley*
Tess of the D'Urbervilles
To Kill a Mockingbird*
Trainspotting*
The Vanishing*
Watership Down

While I have either read the book or seen the film for almost all of these, there are less than twenty for which I have done both, which makes it hard for me to judge them all with any fairness. So, instead, I have put asterisks next to those movies I revere, irrespective of the novels and how they may differ, and have below added a few to the list which I think are great and worthy adaptations of great and worthy books:

The Witches
The Witches - Image courtesy of britmovie.co.uk

The Constant Gardener, Witches, About a Boy, Memoirs of a Geisha, I’m Not Scared, The Count of Monte Cristo, Jane Eyre, The Color Purple, Frankenstein, High Fidelity, North and South, The Little Princess.

And some grand films which I can only imagine do the books justice:

The African Queen, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, The Human Stain, Gone With The Wind, The Big Sleep, The Wizard of Oz.

So – from the page to the screen, what happens in between? And does it really matter?

Michaelie Clark
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Three: Can I Buy You A Cosmopolitan?

February 10th 2008 18:33
The third season of Sex and the City was the season of conflict, transgression but ultimately, realisation. As the fabulous four moved into the millennium, they made many mistakes, gained insight into themselves, and of course, had a hell of a lot of laughs.

Sex and the City Stars
'Sex and the City' Season Three - Image courtesy of glitteratigossip.com

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I'm Not Scared... I'm Impressed

February 4th 2008 18:33
When trust and betrayal, survival and greed, courage and recklessness exist in the shadows of one another, how do you know whether you are trapped in the dark? Do you fear the consequences of your actions, or inactions? Do you cover your own eyes? Do you cut out another’s? Or do you wait, powerless, fearing the blinding salvation of light?

I'm Not Scared
Giuseppe Cristiano as Michele - Image courtesy of abc.net.au

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