Sex and the City 2: Ploys and Plot Leaks
October 9th 2009 08:34
Not satisfied with attempting to sabotage my SATC ideals the first time around, Sarah Jessica Parker, Kristen Davis, Cynthia Nixon and Kim Cattrall have banded together again to ensure I can’t pretend their last farcical flick was just one hellacious nightmare.
Alas, alack, the Sexettes are back, hitting the streets of Manhattan once more as filming progresses for the sequel of Sex and the City: The Movie.
So what unambitious plot twists do they have in store, you ask? Spoilers (if such a term can be used, given that the story was doubtless well and truly blighted to begin with) below. Read them and weep my friends (as I shall, all the live-long day):
- Big is having money woes, causing problems in his relationship with Carrie, who is apparently preggers. They move to all different places (I’m hearing London, Morocco and Harry and Charlotte’s house) while he tries to recoup his big bucks.
- Carrie and Big interview nannies in London (this kind of makes me wonder about the financial trouble they are supposed to be in) and hire either Victoria Beckham or Katie price (naturally).
- There are a few flashback scenes in the movie, showing the gals in the eighties (though they still look like they’re in their forties).
- Miley Cyrus has a cameo, and bumps into Samantha on the street while they are both wearing the same dress.
- Charlotte thinks Harry is cheating on her, but he’s actually building her dream house.
- Samantha thinks she has cancer again, and gets back with Smith. OR:
- Samantha is taking testosterone for menopause and dating a European architect named Rikard, played by Max Ryan. AND:
- There are photos of Samantha in a wedding dress, a ploy likely dreamed up by MPK to get everyone off the scent. Tch, what a rascal! (Rolls eyes).
- However, Stanford and Anthony are rumoured to be getting hitched. By Liza Minnelli. Being the only two principal gays, of course that is the only option. It’s the soap opera microcosm effect.
- Miranda is sued for malpractice and opens a restaurant with Steve (this is the only storyline so far I potentially have an interest in).
Can you tell I’m really not in the mood for Sex?
Michaelie Clark
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So what unambitious plot twists do they have in store, you ask? Spoilers (if such a term can be used, given that the story was doubtless well and truly blighted to begin with) below. Read them and weep my friends (as I shall, all the live-long day):
- Big is having money woes, causing problems in his relationship with Carrie, who is apparently preggers. They move to all different places (I’m hearing London, Morocco and Harry and Charlotte’s house) while he tries to recoup his big bucks.
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- There are a few flashback scenes in the movie, showing the gals in the eighties (though they still look like they’re in their forties).
Image courtesy of guanabee.com
- Miley Cyrus has a cameo, and bumps into Samantha on the street while they are both wearing the same dress.
- Charlotte thinks Harry is cheating on her, but he’s actually building her dream house.
- Samantha thinks she has cancer again, and gets back with Smith. OR:
- Samantha is taking testosterone for menopause and dating a European architect named Rikard, played by Max Ryan. AND:
Image courtesy of hollywooddame.com
- There are photos of Samantha in a wedding dress, a ploy likely dreamed up by MPK to get everyone off the scent. Tch, what a rascal! (Rolls eyes).
- However, Stanford and Anthony are rumoured to be getting hitched. By Liza Minnelli. Being the only two principal gays, of course that is the only option. It’s the soap opera microcosm effect.
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- Miranda is sued for malpractice and opens a restaurant with Steve (this is the only storyline so far I potentially have an interest in).
Can you tell I’m really not in the mood for Sex?
Michaelie Clark
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