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Very Merry Movies

November 30th 2007 00:26
As a kid, I loved it when the TV stations would start to screen Christmas movies. It meant Santa was on his way, and I would soon receive a jumping castle, a flying fox and/or a Mexican walking fish. Of course, Santa never did deliver, but I still continued to delight in the movies, year in, year out. Even the bad ones. As long as they were about Christmas, I was full of cheer!

Santa
Santa failed to deliver - Image courtesy of bullz-eye.com


And not much has changed. Here are my thoughts on a few:

Ernest Saves Christmas
I reckoned this was the bee’s knees as a kid. Giggled like mad. Jim Varney was just too funny for words as Ernest (not to mention the two other characters he poses as); a slightly insane man with a strong code of ethics, a truck full of snakes and Santa’s magic sack.

Die hard
Ernest may have saved Christmas, but Bruce Willis saved the day from gun-wielding German robbers. As John McClane, he took high-rise heroics through the roof – and sometimes off it, all to the sound of carols and C4.

Miracle on 34th Street (1947 and 1994)
Faith and benevolence overcome cynicism and greed in this classic movie and its most well known remake.

The Grinch
The Ron Howard film based on the Dr Seuss book very appropriately stars rubber-faced Jim Carrey in the title role. The story is portrayed well enough, but it’s the costume and makeup work that steals the show.


The Grinch
Jim Carrey plays a strange green creature well - Image courtesy of answers.com

The Santa Clause
Tim Allen, as an obnoxious almost-absent father, ends up turning into a jolly fat man after Santa falls off the roof. A feel-good kids’ flick with a few trademark Allen gags.

It’s a Wonderful Life
One of Frank Capra’s best, an inspirational story of hope in the face of adversity. Despite initially being seen as a financial failure, the movie has since gone on to be listed by the American Film Institute as one of the best ever made.

Bad Santa
Not your traditional Christmas tale. Billy Bob Thornton is as seedy and slow-talking as ever in this demented comedy produced by the Coen and Weinstein brothers. With his drunken ravings and unsociable manner, Willy (that’s Billy) is the worst person to play Santa, and the best person to make this holiday flick hilarious.

Bad Santa
Billy Bob in all his festive glory - Image courtesy of dvdinmypants.com

The Muppet Christmas Carol
Michael Caine is marvellous as Scrooge, and The Muppets are the perfect accompaniment. Made less than two years after the death of Jim Henson, it was produced and directed by his more than capable son, Brian.

White Christmas
For Bing Crosby and for the song.

So what is your favourite festive flick?

Michaelie Clark
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Comment by tlcorbin-raginravensview

November 30th 2007 02:35
Wowch, get rid of Bad Santa and I'll spend several Christmas's watching the balance of your list of movies Michaelie, while happily munching butter drowned popcorn and quaffing copious amounts of double down hot chocolate. Life would be sweet. Raven

Comment by katyzzz

November 30th 2007 02:46
What a lovely heart lurks within that Raven, for me, Michaelie anything with a good fat jolly ho ho ho santa in it and Charles Dickens 'A Christmas Carol" and all musicals and the Nutcracker and...and...plum pudding, and Christmas cake and trees and some nice little religious plays with children and Jesus, of course, and presents ...oh, hang on a sec, movies, well, you've got some there.

I wish you a merrry Christmas and a happy New year, I was going to write more but it's too much typing, no wonder I like pictures.

Comment by Michaelie

November 30th 2007 02:47
G'day Raven,

Yum. You have just brought on one of my occasional overwhelming popcorn cravings. Ever had cheese popcorn? It's super. Lol.

Thank you!

Michaelie

Comment by Michaelie

November 30th 2007 02:54
Well, katyzzz, that's about the longest comment I've seen from you anyway!

You certainly take to the Christmas spirit I see... but I won't write more, you prefer pictures so I'll just put in this one of me being extremely cheerful:



Michaelie

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

November 30th 2007 03:33
Hey Michaelie

I used to love the whole "Don't you know its Christmas Charlie Brown?" movies that suddenly appeared Xmas eve.

You never saw Santa go about his business (then again who does?) but mysteriously the whole gang wound up with smiles on their little celluoid faces come Christmas morn.

My vote for the cheesiest Santa/Xmas movie has to go to Santa Clause conquers the Martians from the mid 60's I think.

I've seen this probably 4 or 5 times - and the special effects, costumes and actors are superb

Ho ho ho . . .

MNG

Comment by Michaelie

November 30th 2007 03:53
Oh MNG, how funny.

I have never seen or even heard of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians - but I just have the craziest imaginings of it now! The name alone marks it out as holiday hokey.

The only Charlie Brown I like makes dresses.



Michaelie

Comment by KylieW

November 30th 2007 04:04
Die Hard and Die Hard 2 are my favourite xmas movies.

Then after that, perhaps it would be While You Were Sleeping (just about the only chick flick that I actually like).

And my other all-time favourite xmas movie is The Ref with Dennis Leary, Judy Davis and Kevin Spacey. Hilarious!

I'm also a fan of Bad Santa!

I love xmas!!!!!

Comment by Aimzster

November 30th 2007 04:07
I'm not a fan of the more recent Xmas movies that have come out - I think the last Xmas movie I liked which they did since 1990 was Home Alone. I much prefer watching the old Xmas classics like I'ts a Wonderful Life and Miracle on 34th Street. Speaking of Xmas, are the days leading up to this Xmas just dragging for everyone else???

Comment by Bryn

November 30th 2007 04:27
Go Bad Santa ...
I also like Black Christmas (1974) ...
And The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)

Comment by Michaelie

November 30th 2007 04:34
Kylie, I haven't seen The Ref - will have to look into it if it's got Kevin Spacey and Judy Davis.

Does your Christmas go for a week too, like your birthday? Personally, I love the anticipation - all the parties and decorations and present buying that go before it.

I'm an eating, drinking, sh***ing, f***ing Santa Claus.
Bad Santa



Thanks Kylie!

Michaelie

Comment by Michaelie

November 30th 2007 04:40
Aimzster,

I liked Home Alone when it first came out, but Macauley Culkin really just scares me too much. The classics are always reliable - a lot of Christmas trash comes out each year, ie, Fred Claus. Blah.



Michaelie

Comment by Michaelie

November 30th 2007 04:53
Bryn,

Lol. Even Christmas keeps to the nightmare theme!

I haven't seen The Nightmare Before Christmas, though being a Burton fan, I would like to.

Can't bring myself to watch a Christmas horror flick like the original Black Christmas, but it doesn't surprise me that it jingles your bells!



Michaelie

Comment by JohnDoe

November 30th 2007 07:56
Damn Bryn, A Nightmare before Christmas is one that goes on every festive season in this childless house, a definite favourite. As is Bad Santa, which I have to stop several times because I just laugh too much.

A Christmas Story, Directed by Bob Clark would to my list too. Its a nostalgic story of a kid who just wants a Red Ryder BB Gun off Santa.

I absolutely despise the Jim Carey Grinch film, it just has none of the essence of Dr Suess in it and feels overtly manufactured. It strikes me as something Dahl would have hated too!

The classic Chuck Jones animated version of The Grinch however is arguably the greatest Christmas show ever.

Gremlins certainly warrants some love too, I have wanted a Mogwi for Christmas ever since.

As for the whole action genre thing, most of Shane Black's films take place at Christmas and have a theme at sometime..Lethal Weapon being tops...Kiss Kiss bang bang is great too...both happen over the holidays.




Comment by Michaelie

November 30th 2007 08:21
JD,

I will check those out soonest. I have Bad Santa on DVD and am thinking of getting it out for a run tonight. Billy Bob is entirely too suited to that role!

I didn't particularly like either film version of the Grinch - it's my least favourite Suess story, but I definitely think the Jim Carrey one is noteworthy for the costume, makeup, etc. I was very impressed by that.

Dahl, I love him, but I don't think he was too good with movies. His Bond flick wasn't the best, and he disowned Willy Wonka after he stuffed up the screen play and they had to rewrite it.

I never wanted a Red Ryder BB gun - just a jumping castle, flying fox and Mexican walking fish.



Michaelie

Comment by DeAnne

November 30th 2007 18:18
Animated "Grinch" for sure. I also love most of the movies mentioned so far, other than the scary ones. I can't go for scary and Christmas in the same flick.

I did just see the latest Tim Allen Santa movie - Santa Clause 3 The Escape Clause. It was OK, though probably not destined to be a classic.

Comment by Anonymous

November 30th 2007 21:45
Hi Michaelie,

I lurrrv Home Alone but am also not a fan of Macauley Calkin anymore. He's too freaky even for me. Bruce Willis is my favourite actor and I lurrrv all of the Die Hard movies. An oldie that I like is White Christmas with Bing. There haven't really been any recent ones that have inspired me....but there's still time!

Pamela

Comment by Michaelie

December 1st 2007 00:36
Thanks Deanne, great to see you.

I don't think I'd touch The Santa Clause 3 with a ten-foot candy cane, which is saying something, since I love Christmas movies so much I usually sit through anything!

Re: Christmas horror films - I get enough horror at Christmas with some of my relatives.



Michaelie

Comment by Michaelie

December 1st 2007 00:53
Hello Pamela,

Yes, Macauley Culkin is too creepy for me too. But Bing and Bruce - love em.

Now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho.
- Die Hard



Thanks!

Michaelie

Comment by Holly Go Lightly

December 1st 2007 01:19
Some of them are so UGLY, oh, well, which one is the richest?

Comment by Michaelie

December 1st 2007 01:28
Lol, I don't know who is worse - Billy Bob or The Grinch. Thinking of eloping with one of them Holly? Have an affair with Santa - he's very generous.

Michaelie

Comment by Mountain Fog

December 1st 2007 04:26
I miss the old Hollywood movies about Christmas, because the Cable God Grinch stole them from my free TV screen!

You have hit quite a few fun ones Michaelie. Then there is the awful, but admittedly amusing at times (in an appalling way), National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation!

cheers

fog

Comment by Michaelie

December 1st 2007 04:31
That's true, Fog. It's all Christmas With the Kranks, etc.

National Lampoon - "awful, amusing, appalling" - I think that about sums it up.

Thanks Fog!

Michaelie

Comment by What's Your Story?

December 1st 2007 13:19
It was called "A Christmas Story" and it starred Dudley Moore. I can't find it anywhere anymore!!!

Comment by Michaelie

December 2nd 2007 02:19
Hi Toni,

I know a pretty average Dudley Moore film called Santa Claus... Tells the story of how Santa came to be, and how he does all his magic.

A Christmas Story - the only one I know is the Bob Clark film about a kid desperate for a BB gun.

It's not either of those?

Michaelie

Comment by What's Your Story?

December 2nd 2007 08:59
The Santa Claus Movie! I think that's it!

Comment by Michaelie

December 2nd 2007 09:45
Aha! Well now that you know what you're looking for you'll be able to find it!



Michaelie

Comment by What's Your Story?

December 2nd 2007 09:49
Yes! Thanks to YOU!!!

Comment by Michaelie

December 2nd 2007 10:00
Lol. No probs Toni!

Comment by MelissaA

December 2nd 2007 10:24
I always liked those little clay-mation style movies for kids - you know, Rudolph etc.

We actually do have the Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer on tape - the kids watch it to death every Christmas.

I can't remember most of them now - there was a Frosty the Snowman type one, something with an evil ice-person - like Jack Frost or something, and one about the Little Drummer Boy I think.

Does anyone else remember these?

The kids are also quite partial to "ELF" now.

Comment by What's Your Story?

December 2nd 2007 10:26
Melissa! I remember those. It's been tradition for me to watch out for those claymation movies every Christmas. I remember watching them as a kid; I'd rush home after school and catch them all. The stories and the way the clay moved was so magical!

Comment by Michaelie

December 2nd 2007 10:41
Hi Melissa,

Anything to do with Christmas and I was over the moon, but I especially liked some of these too. I think John Doe has a couple of trailers here.

In my memory they were kind of Noddy like (the old Noddy, not the stupid new Noddy) - but I was up for them all anyway (except the Grinch, I took against the Grinch). Lol.

Thanks!

Michaelie

Comment by Sonya 1

December 2nd 2007 12:35
Is it the flu that makes me overlook things or has nobody mentioned Nightmare Before Christmas? It's one of my favorites, along with the Muppets Christmas Carol. But nothing beats Die Hard and Die Harder - those need to be watched, otherwise my Christmas just isn't complete...

Comment by James Rickard

December 2nd 2007 16:38
*G* I'm appalled at this list. No Ralphie???? Where's A Christmas Story???? I double dog dare ya!!!

Comment by Nathalie Cameron

December 3rd 2007 01:18
Oh oh I have one in my head but I cannot think of the name of it for the life of me.

It was the Muppets (love miss piggie) with the Sesame Street characters and the Fraggles all together. It was so cute!

I especially loved it when the Swedish Chef was trying to cook Big Bird...ha ha

Does anybody know of which I speak of? Sometimes I don't even know wth I'm talking about

Comment by Michaelie

December 3rd 2007 01:34
Hello Sonya,

Bryn and JD both mentioned A Nightmare Before Christmas, so never fear, it's up there!

John McClane always makes sure my Christmas isn't short on excitment too!

Thanks Sonya, and I hope you're feeling better soon!

Michaelie

Comment by Michaelie

December 3rd 2007 01:47
Sorry James, I just wasn't interested in Ralphie and his silly boy toys!



Michaelie

Comment by Rosemary

December 3rd 2007 02:00
The Muppets for sure.

Great story and they make those puppets come alive. You just accept that they're real. (Better actors than some humans!)

Comment by Michaelie

December 3rd 2007 02:02
Hi Nathalie,

That would be A Muppet Family Christmas? Where all of them - The Muppets, Muppet Babies, Fraggles and Sesame Street characters end up having to stay in the same house because of the snow?

Michaelie

Comment by Michaelie

December 3rd 2007 02:12
I hear that Rosemary! I love the muppets, am a great fan of Jim Henson, and now his son, Brian. My favourite Henson show of all is The Storyteller - but they are all fantastic!

Thanks!

Michaelie

Comment by Vixter

December 3rd 2007 16:57
I am appalled to say it - but I have still not watched all of miracle on 34th! I will this year though...it's my first english winter - i'll need the indoor entertainment!

I like going to see all the new Christmas movies - as ridiculous as they maybe - it is all part of the Christmas fun/

One of my personal faves is Elf...I am partial to a Will Ferrel Flick but this really is great!

Comment by Cibbuano

December 3rd 2007 22:17
I love the old Grinch cartoon - between the wonderful animation and the music, it's a classic all the way.

Also, I've ended up watching Bill Murray in Scrooged almost every year. I love that movie, despite the 80s cheese.


Comment by Michaelie

December 4th 2007 04:28
Vixter,

I take it you are someone who truly understands watching complete tripe just because it's Christmas! I'm not really a fan of Will Ferrell, but a couple of people have mentioned ELF, and since my pain threshhold is much higher for festive flicks, I might - might - have to give it a go.

Yeah, get onto Miracle when your snowed in by a blizzard (I'll be frollicking in the sun), I love both versions - of course!

Thanks Vixter!

Michaelie

Comment by Michaelie

December 4th 2007 04:39
Cibb,

I love Scrooged too - in fact, there are probably about five Christmas Carol film adaptations which always get me in the Christmas spirit!

Thanks for swinging by!

Michaelie

Comment by Rose

December 4th 2007 19:17
At the moment my 4 year old is watching the Muppet Christmas Carol every single day and it's growing on me!

Comment by Lilla

December 4th 2007 23:02
Ah Yes Christmas Movies,

Out will come Home Alone 1, The Grinch, Scrooged and Muppet Christmas Carol for another year... I must say too that there are none of the latest one's that appeal, although my youngest did watch the Polar Express a few days ago - which has now been added to the Christmas List.

Christmas with the Cranks was quickly put in the reject, recycling stocking!

I love A Wonderful Life (but my husband doesn't 'get it.')... I haven't tried the kids on it yet, as it's a bit dystopic for a 12 year old, and today's 16 year old doesn't want to know about Hitler, '...it's so morbid.' So it's just me, the mini DVD in bed and the egg nogg again, for that one.

Die Hard went down well with the 16 year old last year and may get another look in, otherwise I'd say it's the Crinch on Christmas Day, for sure.

Lilla ...

Comment by Michaelie

December 5th 2007 06:57
Rose,

LOL. When I was a kid there were movies I used to watch everyday. I used to go through phases. I think I still know every single line in Grease.

Gotta love the muppets - your girl has the right idea!



Michaelie

Comment by Michaelie

December 5th 2007 08:12
Lilla,

I can't handle Home Alone any more - Culkin is just too creepy! He was so scary in The Good Son, and he's bad enough in real life!

I'll bring my sleeping bag and mini puddings with brandy sauce and watch It's A Wonderful Life with you Lilla!



Michaelie

Comment by Lilla

December 5th 2007 08:36
Sounds Great Michaelie,

I'll get some extra egg nogg in then.

Cheers

Lilla ...

Comment by Michaelie

December 5th 2007 09:32
LOL. That's fabulous. Cheers Lilla!

Comment by Krystal

December 5th 2007 09:42
226 and you want mine too. It took me ages to find you, didn't realize it was you up front.

Some people hog all the votes, but I'll take the best looking one.

Comment by Michaelie

December 5th 2007 10:20
Haha thanks Crystal.

Gotta get them while I can!

Michaelie

Comment by Ash

December 5th 2007 10:40
Hi Michaelie

ooooh I`m such a sucker for Christmas movies too - they seem to have lost their appeal as i have got older though - perhaps has something to do with having worked the past 4 Christmases

I love the magic of this time of year so Miracle on 34th Street is one of my favourites.

I remember watching a movie about Christmas when I was a kid - the story of Christmas trees - but I can`t remember what it was called. It was magical.

'Curly Sue' I could watch again...

A newly added favourite would have to be 'The Holiday' which came out last year and who can watch 'Frosty the Snowman' without a box of tissues by their side?

oooh now I want to go and look for Christmas movies! Gotta love the magic

Ash

Comment by Michaelie

December 5th 2007 11:17
Oh Ash I love the magic too!!

Poor thing, working Christmas, I would absolutely hate that. I always have so much fun on Christmas day, except for one rather folorn one, where I was severely hungover and spent the majority of it on the toilet floor...

I know there are lots of movies I've watched about Christmas as a kid, that I can't recall the names of. Some were cartoons that were probably made for TV and not real well known, but they all contributed to the magic!

The Holiday - I have mixed feelings about this film. It's pretty sappy even by usual chick flick standards. Cameron Diaz isn't at her best and neither is Jack Black, but I guess the beauty of Jude and Kate makes up for it! A few cringeworthy moments but good enough for some lighthearted, concentration free, holiday entertainment!

Thanks Ash, great to see you!

Michaelie

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