Lights, Camera, Action!
August 23rd 2007 04:24
Welcome to Hollywood! Not to mention my brand new blog. Previously a girl more adept at trivia nights than websites, I am now taking my first step into cyberspace – and hoping I don’t encounter a black hole.
I plan to post reviews on actors, directors, old movies, new movies, and sometimes, reviews on movies that haven’t happened yet. I figure I’ll just have to use my imagination there. Moreover, I will be endeavouring to do this with dazzling humour and sparkling wit, proving myself to be enchantingly entertaining. At the very least, I hope I won’t inspire mass hatred – unless it’s directed at some other poor cretin. I have no desire to be Mega-Bitten on the behind. I want no Spy Ware following me home, setting Fire to my Walls and throwing Paint bombs at my Windows. That’s just not the Modem of living I’m up for. I am, however, open to learning more about Cookies.
Coming to a computer near you, I have a sizzler on Razzle Dazzle, a retrospective on the work and wonders of Clint Eastwood, an exposé on the irks and blunders of Anne Hath-no-brain, and a little daydream about the Sex and the City movie. They promise to be amazing (adequate).
So, to the millions of people out there, reading this and loving me, ie. Mum and Dad, please feel free to Display your adulation, spread the Word on my magnificence, and take me into your Microsoft Hearts.
Michaelie Clark
I plan to post reviews on actors, directors, old movies, new movies, and sometimes, reviews on movies that haven’t happened yet. I figure I’ll just have to use my imagination there. Moreover, I will be endeavouring to do this with dazzling humour and sparkling wit, proving myself to be enchantingly entertaining. At the very least, I hope I won’t inspire mass hatred – unless it’s directed at some other poor cretin. I have no desire to be Mega-Bitten on the behind. I want no Spy Ware following me home, setting Fire to my Walls and throwing Paint bombs at my Windows. That’s just not the Modem of living I’m up for. I am, however, open to learning more about Cookies.
Coming to a computer near you, I have a sizzler on Razzle Dazzle, a retrospective on the work and wonders of Clint Eastwood, an exposé on the irks and blunders of Anne Hath-no-brain, and a little daydream about the Sex and the City movie. They promise to be amazing (adequate).
So, to the millions of people out there, reading this and loving me, ie. Mum and Dad, please feel free to Display your adulation, spread the Word on my magnificence, and take me into your Microsoft Hearts.
Michaelie Clark
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Comment by Chic Critique
Good luck and I look forward to reading some of your posts real soon!
Cheers
CC
Comment by charles
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Welcome to Orble!
Charles.
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Comment by FlickWit
I am as hopeless as ever with all this stuff, but I'm working it out, slowly (very slowly) but surely.
To Anonymous, Sex and the City is sure to feature regularly, so I'm glad you like it. To the people who don't like Sex and the City, I will try to convert you single handedly!
Michaelie
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Comment by Michaelie
Flick Wit
Thank you. As you can see, I really have no talent. Puns are my quick fix, lol.
Michaelie
Comment by Bryn
Horrorphile
Comment by Michaelie
Flick Wit
Thanks
Michaelie
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Horrorphile
Comment by Michaelie
Flick Wit
This was the first post of mine you commented on.
But a couple of months before that you welcomed me in response to a comment I left on this post of yours.