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Posh To Be Sexy Spice?

November 26th 2007 18:33
Victoria Beckham has been given a guest role, hamming it up as herself, in the soon-to-be Sex and the City movie. Posh was poised to pick up the part, but had to pass – for the present – since her Spice Girls schedule superseded Sex. But the big bosses are doing their bit to get the Brit back on track. They are frantically fitting filming around her, fishing for free time in February.

Victoria Beckham
Posh Spice - Image courtesy of westsidetale.com


Why so worried about the thick, yet wafer-thin, waif? Why do they want her? She wasn’t so wonderful elsewhere. Halliwell was hell as well. Save us from a second stupid Spice scene.

Geri Halliwell
Ginger Spice in her Sex and the City moment - Image courtesy of mokkelboulevard.nl

Spice is for samosas, not Sex and the City.

Michaelie Clark

Link – SATC Cameo

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Comment by Tracy

November 26th 2007 22:28
I cannot stand her...she has to be and do everything...can't something happen in the world without Spice's emaciated oar in it?

Tracy

PS I agree, Gerrie Halliwell was dreadful...just saw that ep the other day....

Comment by Michaelie

November 26th 2007 22:36
Precisely, Tracy. You should tell her what she can do with her 'emaciated oar' - lol.

At least Geri's SATC scene was as brief as her clothing.



Thanks Trace.

Michaelie

Comment by Tracy

November 26th 2007 22:39
That's true about Gerri

But Posh will probably manage to make hers longer...I'm so jaded today....

Byeee

Comment by katyzzz

November 27th 2007 01:13
OOO, I thought she was, silly me. Love your post LOL,


Comment by Holly Go Lightly

November 27th 2007 01:20
oooooo, she IS too. It's just l'il ole me, HOLLY. Don't you just love it.

Comment by tlcorbin-raginravensview

November 27th 2007 04:10
ooops, sorry Michaelie, I feel like such a boob. I made a wrong turn at the Anglers site, yeah..., that's it. Way to much estrogen here for this bird. Raven

Comment by KylieW

November 27th 2007 06:28
It's not like Posh can act. So I really don't see the point of her being in the movie!!!

Comment by Lara M

November 27th 2007 06:32
Ewww...that would so gross up SATC -- she's so not SATC...

Hmm...I don't remember 'Ginger' in SATC. Which episode was it?

Comment by JoH

November 27th 2007 10:55
Oh my word!! Can it get any worse? There's no WAY I can see the movie now, I'll have to keep running out of the cinema to throw up!

Oh, Tracy, you are SPECIAL!

Comment by Eva W.

November 27th 2007 11:43
May I just say... great alliteration skills there!

You must have experienced a big, beautiful burst of bountiful creativity when you were writing this post.

And yeah, Posh sucks.

Comment by Michaelie

November 27th 2007 18:43
Thanks katyzzz!

Michaelie

Comment by Michaelie

November 27th 2007 18:56
Holly,

Do I love SATC? Yes. Not too thrilled over Posh though.

Michaelie

Comment by Michaelie

November 27th 2007 19:00
Haha Raven!

Make your way here by wrong turn or as straight as the crow flies, any time.



Michaelie

Comment by Michaelie

November 27th 2007 19:05
Kylie,

Exactly. You know her part in Bend It Like Beckham? Where you see her walking up across a glass corridor at the airport, from a distance? That's as big as I want her cameo in this to be.

But supposedly she'll be 'hanging out' with Carrie and the gang at a party, and they are desperate for her because she's a 'style icon'. Grrrrr..

Michaelie

Comment by Michaelie

November 27th 2007 19:31
I agree Lara.

Ginger was in Season Six 'Boy, Interrupted', where Carrie goes out with her highschool boyfriend, played by David Duchovny, and Samantha fraudulently gains entrance to an exculsive pool.

Ginger doesn't play herself, she plays someone called Pheobe, and the fact that she has membership to the pool makes Samantha jealous and even more desperate to get membership herself.

Thanks for stopping by, Lara!

Michaelie

Comment by Michaelie

November 27th 2007 19:42
Oh, Jo, I fear that many people will be put off the movie if Posh is in it!

I just hope they can make up for it. It's starting to annoy me that they are acting so desperate for the big names. They always had cameos, but they should be able to make this movie work off sheer talent without placing such importance on a stupid Stick of Cinnamon. (Meaning Skinny Spice. Lol.)

Michaelie

Comment by Michaelie

November 27th 2007 19:47
Eva,

Hahaha, well if you can't summon anything literary, go for alliteration! Lol.

Great to see you!

Michaelie

Comment by Hope

November 28th 2007 00:06
I'm a huge Sex and the City fan so I will be watching this. You know i liked Posh better in her younger days when she was more voluptuous

Comment by Tracy

November 28th 2007 00:46
Thanks, JoH!

Comment by Ash

November 28th 2007 01:48
Oh my word first Becks on 'Desparate' and now Posh on 'Sex'? NO.NO. and NOOOOOO! I don`t even watch these shows and I cringe for the viewers.

Hope you are well Michaelie

Ash

Comment by Cibbuano

November 28th 2007 03:07
to be honest, beckham did score a goal last night against Sydney FC, ergo Posh should get a role in the movie.




Comment by Michaelie

November 28th 2007 03:28
Hope,

Yay! Another SATC fan! I never particularly liked any of the Spices, but you're right, she was far better when she had a few curves!

Thanks!

Michaelie

Comment by Michaelie

November 28th 2007 03:31
Thanks, Ash, I am indeed - except for this Posh predicament! She has also done a cameo just recently for Ugly Betty. I rue the day those two headed for Hollywood!

Michaelie

Comment by Michaelie

November 28th 2007 03:33
Cib, you speak BLASPHEMY! BLASPHEMY, you hear?



Michaelie

Comment by Tracy

November 28th 2007 05:08
Hello again

I could've seen Beckham play last night as my husband's work had organised a night out... but I couldn't go 'cos of work... imagine if I had gone, I'd been slagging his wife off through the day here and then watched him strut on the field. Ah well.

Byee

Comment by Michaelie

November 28th 2007 05:22
But that's allowed, Tracy. I do it all the time.

"Gosh, he's quite all right when he shuts up... too bad about that harlot of a wife he has."



Michaelie

Comment by Tracy

November 28th 2007 05:27
I wouldn't have minded watching him to be honest...

Comment by Rose

November 28th 2007 21:58
Being so thin really is not sexy, in the city, or anywhere in fact. It's not a good image to promote either, especially to influential teenagers.

Comment by Michaelie

November 29th 2007 00:41
Wise words from the parenting perspective!

You're absolutely right, Rose. Plus she's going to wreck my movie. Lol.

Thanks!

Michaelie

Comment by Tracy

November 29th 2007 00:44
Hi Michaelie

I agree with Rose, if she was naturally that size, that's fine. But seeing as she morphed into a skeleton, it's a concern.

Plus, she is just plain annoying.

Comment by Michaelie

November 29th 2007 01:02
Exactly, like so many other stars, she started out with a beautiful healthy figure, and as she gained stardom, she lost weight! It's a bit of a phenomenon. The Fame Diet.

Comment by Tracy

November 29th 2007 01:06
Yes, she was lovely before....now she is just a stick who doesn't smile much but just ponces around everywhere....

Comment by Michaelie

November 29th 2007 01:14
HAHAHA! I think you've got her pegged Tracy.

Comment by Tracy

November 29th 2007 01:20
Thank-you..maybe we can claim that to be the Posh description...

Comment by Aimzster

November 29th 2007 05:02
What would they make her do? Be a streetlight or something? Overrated. Hasn't she and her husband earned enough??? Ugh!

Comment by Michaelie

November 29th 2007 23:20
HAHAHA Aimzster. She fits the post profile, but what would she light the street with? Certainly not her dim wits.



Michaelie

Comment by Louie

November 29th 2007 23:45
i can never work out if i love her or hate her, I guess if she is good enough for sex she is good enough for me...does that make me lame?

Comment by Michaelie

November 30th 2007 00:47
No, I don't think so. If you don't know that you hate her, she's not so likely to impinge on your Sex experience. And who knows... she could prove to be FABULOUS... Though I have serious doubts. Lol.

Thanks Louie!

Michaelie

Comment by Tracy

November 30th 2007 03:58
I'm feeling some 'Posh' guilt... I was a bit mean...

Comment by Michaelie

November 30th 2007 04:16
Oh Tracy, you dear sweet thing.

I am far nastier than you, and anyway, she deserves it. She's a moron with serious pretentions.

I'm glad you were 'a bit mean' - if you hadn't been we wouldn't have gotten your line "She's a stick who doesn't smile much but just ponces around everywhere"!

I loved it!

Comment by Tracy

November 30th 2007 07:14
Hi Michaelie

I'm back to my original thoughts about her, she's annoying and I loved your description:

She's a moron with serious pretentions.




Comment by Michaelie

November 30th 2007 07:25
Oh good, it was just a weak, Posh-pity moment then. Lol.

Comment by Tracy

November 30th 2007 07:27
Just a small one, it's gone now

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