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Rowland Not 'Sex' Material & SJP Gets Feather In Her Cap

November 5th 2007 19:19
Kelly Rowland, best known for her singing career with Destiny’s Child and her debut film role in Freddy vs. Jason, has revealed she auditioned for a part in Sex and the City: The Movie a couple of weeks ago – and was turned down at stage one. “I guess it wasn’t meant to be,” the singer told OK! magazine.

Kelly Rowland
SATC just isn't Rowland's destiny - Image courtesy of aceshowbiz.com


But while Rowland isn’t ‘Sex’-y enough, it seems Sarah Jessica Parker is ‘The Unsexiest Woman Alive’. Parker, whose alter-ego is SATC’s Carrie Bradshaw, was voted least sexy in a poll by Maxim magazine last month.

Relegated to the ranks of Britney Spears and Amy Winehouse would be a hell of a blow for most women, but SJP has laughed it off, insisting that she doesn’t think she’s sexy either.

While I don’t think the style superstar deserved the number one spot, I can’t say she has that innate allure some people exude – particularly when she has her turquoise feather on. I admire her work as the medium through which Carrie presents herself to the world, but when she dons that damned plume… I feel like wringing her scrawny neck. Did fashion bastion Patricia Field really devise this?

Carrie Wedding
The feather has me in a dither - Image courtesy of shinystyle.tv


And if it wasn’t bad enough that she quill-ed her coiffure once – she’s gone and killed, I mean quill-ed, it again. The SATC team has shot scenes of a wedding between Big and Carrie again, this time at the New York Public Library.

New York Public Library
The beautiful interior of the New York Public Library - Image courtesy of nymag.com

Word about the traps was that footage from the first shoot – where we see Carrie whacking Big with her bouquet before leaving in a rage – was unusable, and so had to be redone. This makes sense since the gals are all wearing the same Zac Posen dresses, but why go to so much trouble for a supposed ‘dream sequence’? And why has SJP been saying that the film will feature “two weddings”? I hope to hell this one isn’t the real deal.

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Comment by JoH

November 5th 2007 20:34
Hi Michaelie
Not being a fan of SATC I am ill-equipped to comment on the film BUT can I say, that dress is just dreamy! It might be worth going to see the flick just to see it swishing from side to as SJP walks down the aisle!


Comment by katyzzz

November 5th 2007 21:07
Kelly looks fine to me, but she plays it a little too thin, look at those clavicles, but gorgeous hair and such sexy eyes. Well done, and entertaining, as always Michaelie, but when it comes to sexy, where are they auditioning now? such a role may well suit me, and I suspect pay more than cents, which would be good and a pleasant change, as well as a sea change, oh, the mind does go on.

Kelly's eyes are just so expressive, which is probably a better word than sexy.

katyzzz...just so you'll know.sssshhhhh


Comment by Michaelie

November 6th 2007 01:19
Jo,

It looks better in this shot than it did in the others, but I don't like the way her hair is styled - makes her face look too drawn - and the lipstick and feather do not help! It's Vivienne Westwood, and I think far too conservative for the character of Carrie, which is probably putting me off it even more.

If I look at it with unbiased SATC eyes (a difficult feat, lol) I can see what you're saying.



Thanks for commenting Jo, 'specially since Sex and the CIty isn't your thing!

Michaelie

Comment by Michaelie

November 6th 2007 02:31
Katyzzz

Kelly has beautiful glossy hair! Though I wonder what it looks like before the stylists hit it... She's a great singer, maybe not right for the movie.

Get yourself to the Big Apple katyzzz, you may well be in for a part! Thanks for the lovely compliment!

Michaelie

Comment by Aimzster

November 6th 2007 22:52
Oh wow, can you really get married there? It's gorgeous! I'm not a fan of SJP's looks at all. I know many men think she's quite ugly but it's good she's not taking her label to heart. Heh. Can't wait for this movie!

Comment by Michaelie

November 7th 2007 07:03
Yes, they've been allowing weddings in there for the last few years! It's great, and I library...! I love books so can hardly think of a better place! Very, very costly though - but with the beautiful architecture and the marble stairs, I think it would be worth it.

I don't like her looks really - she's so skinny and veiny and often her face looks downright gaunt and old - but I love that she shunned plastic surgery in spite of it, and sometimes she can look really lovely and natural, when she's in her fashion plate state, and has her hair and makeup done in a way that suits her (not severely or over-bright).

She's laughing at it to the press - what else could you do - at home she's probably smashing furniture and stuff, lol.

Thanks Aimzster!

Michaelie

Comment by Techno

November 8th 2007 09:01
You're a cute chic witha cute name, I'd like to see the rest of ya, come out with me On fridy nite and I'll show ya what sexy is, these people just don't know.

Comment by Michaelie

November 8th 2007 09:24
Thanks Techno!

OOH! You mean you'll take me to see Johnny Depp??

Lol.

Michaelie

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