'Sex and the City' Movie Leak - SJP to be NAKED?
August 30th 2007 03:00
So much for the Sex and the City secret! Michael Patrick King has been thwarted in his desire to be Harry Potter-esque about his script for the upcoming SATC movie, as reports emerged in the last 48 hours of leaked storyline details.
As yet, there has been no official word on the leak, and Sarah Jessica Parker is refusing to comment on rumours that she has agreed to full-frontal nudity in one scene, after being the only principal cast member not to be filmed naked from the waist up during the series.
Other whispers suddenly circulating are that Big (Chris Noth) has a mid-life crisis that doesn’t follow the usual course; Stanford (Willie Garson) cheats on Marcus with Anthony (Mario Cantone) even though they hate each other; Samantha (Kim Cattrall) takes up cyber-sex while Smith (Jason Lewis) is in Europe on the set of his new movie, and encounters a hermaphrodite; Miranda (Cynthia Nixon) is mortified when she has a Janet Jackson moment and accidentally flashes several staff members at Brady’s pre-school; and Charlotte (Kristen Davis) discovers she loses her poise when it comes to parenting.
Reports are mixed concerning the new events in the life of Parker’s character, Carrie Bradshaw. Several say her high-school boyfriend, Jeremy, played by Californication star David Duchovny, re-enters her life with a marriage proposal, after having resolved his issues, while others say she stays with Big, but turns down his proposal.
Most accounts say we meet Carrie’s mother for the first time, in the form of 63 year old ex-model Lauren Hutton. She is said to have found sexual rejuvenation with a man younger than herself, and in fact, younger than Carrie.
Apparently, although the series finished original broadcasts in 2004, the movie is set less than two years later in the characters’ lives. Nevertheless, it will still feature all the most up-to-date social ideas, haute couture and New York hot-spots.
Michaelie Clark
Please note: This entire post is a complete fabrication. It is merely the result of resolute day-dreaming, which I wrote to amuse myself, and, I hope, you as well. I am entirely convinced that the real SATC movie will exceed any expectations I, or anyone else, have, or I’ll eat my Yves Saint Laurent vintage cloche hat.
SJP to bare all? Image courtesy of celebrityweek.com
Other whispers suddenly circulating are that Big (Chris Noth) has a mid-life crisis that doesn’t follow the usual course; Stanford (Willie Garson) cheats on Marcus with Anthony (Mario Cantone) even though they hate each other; Samantha (Kim Cattrall) takes up cyber-sex while Smith (Jason Lewis) is in Europe on the set of his new movie, and encounters a hermaphrodite; Miranda (Cynthia Nixon) is mortified when she has a Janet Jackson moment and accidentally flashes several staff members at Brady’s pre-school; and Charlotte (Kristen Davis) discovers she loses her poise when it comes to parenting.
Sarah Jessica Parker. Courtesy of countryduchess.com
Most accounts say we meet Carrie’s mother for the first time, in the form of 63 year old ex-model Lauren Hutton. She is said to have found sexual rejuvenation with a man younger than herself, and in fact, younger than Carrie.
Lauren Hutton. Courtesy of askmen.com
Apparently, although the series finished original broadcasts in 2004, the movie is set less than two years later in the characters’ lives. Nevertheless, it will still feature all the most up-to-date social ideas, haute couture and New York hot-spots.
Michaelie Clark
Please note: This entire post is a complete fabrication. It is merely the result of resolute day-dreaming, which I wrote to amuse myself, and, I hope, you as well. I am entirely convinced that the real SATC movie will exceed any expectations I, or anyone else, have, or I’ll eat my Yves Saint Laurent vintage cloche hat.
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Comment by Freckles
Comment by Lara M
Love Speaks
p/s...Hah! Good one
Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession
Whoever is writing the movie, I hope they make it as good as your suggestions!
Comment by Michaelie
Flick Wit
Lara - If they're not going to give it to me I might as well make it up!
Kylie - I believe Lauren Hutton could actually be SJP's real mum, lol.
The movie better be better than what I've come up with in a fit of fancy, or I shall be very disappointed indeed! (But thank you, very much!)
Michaelie
Comment by Tracy
Movies and Life
You should email your ideas to a director, Michaelie...you never know
Great post,
Tracy
Comment by Michaelie
Flick Wit
Neither am I - usually. They are often just a big fat let-down! But who could resist one last round of cosmos with the SATC girls?
If they don't do it well I'll demand a full script rewrite! Lol.
Thanks for the lovely comment!
Michaelie