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Sex and the City 2: Photos from the Desert

March 14th 2010 01:18

The story-line desert, that is. Seemingly, water-holes of wit became scarcer and scarcer for Michael Patrick King as he navigated the last couple of seasons of the show, Sex and the City: The Movie, and now this, a sensationally ridiculous attempt to wring billions from his audience while throwing sand in their eyes to blind them to the fact that he has lost the plot – literally.

Hopefully, in the distraction of all his continent-hopping, MPK stumbled across at least one narrative oasis to quench the thirst of his caravan of followers.

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Blahnik Not Soled on SATC 2

December 11th 2009 00:32

Even Manolo Blahnik, the humble cobbler made famous by Sex and the City has spoken out about his aversion to what has now become the SATC franchise. ‘If people talk to me about Sex and the City I get sick’, the shoe designer said.

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Fair enough, I’m not head over heels for this ongoing cinematic desecration of the iconic show either, but Blahnik made his name off the sling-backs of the show. Season after season, Sarah Jessica Parker’s small screen shoe queen, Carrie Bradshaw, name-checked Blahnik’s wares, causing women the world over to flock to his stores.

The least he could do is simply not highlight the fact that the SATC flicks are a farce. But no, Blahnik’s gone and put his finely shod foot in his mouth. “Well, we had a very good year last year, thanks to those stupid satin shoes (worn by SJP in Sex and the City: The Movie). That shoe saved out company”, Blahnik admitted, but also said, “I don’t feel comfortable. I have never wanted to be a celebrity designer.”

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And it seems Pat Field and SJP are willing to accommodate him – Christian Louboutin’s red-soled sky-high heels have now stolen the starring role in the upcoming SATC sequel.

Michaelie Clark

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Sex and the City 2: Ploys and Plot Leaks

October 9th 2009 08:34

Not satisfied with attempting to sabotage my SATC ideals the first time around, Sarah Jessica Parker, Kristen Davis, Cynthia Nixon and Kim Cattrall have banded together again to ensure I can’t pretend their last farcical flick was just one hellacious nightmare.

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Alas, alack, the Sexettes are back, hitting the streets of Manhattan once more as filming progresses for the sequel of Sex and the City: The Movie.

So what unambitious plot twists do they have in store, you ask? Spoilers (if such a term can be used, given that the story was doubtless well and truly blighted to begin with) below. Read them and weep my friends (as I shall, all the live-long day):

- Big is having money woes, causing problems in his relationship with Carrie, who is apparently preggers. They move to all different places (I’m hearing London, Morocco and Harry and Charlotte’s house) while he tries to recoup his big bucks.

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- Carrie and Big interview nannies in London (this kind of makes me wonder about the financial trouble they are supposed to be in) and hire either Victoria Beckham or Katie price (naturally).
- There are a few flashback scenes in the movie, showing the gals in the eighties (though they still look like they’re in their forties).

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- Miley Cyrus has a cameo, and bumps into Samantha on the street while they are both wearing the same dress.
- Charlotte thinks Harry is cheating on her, but he’s actually building her dream house.
- Samantha thinks she has cancer again, and gets back with Smith. OR:
- Samantha is taking testosterone for menopause and dating a European architect named Rikard, played by Max Ryan. AND:

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- There are photos of Samantha in a wedding dress, a ploy likely dreamed up by MPK to get everyone off the scent. Tch, what a rascal! (Rolls eyes).
- However, Stanford and Anthony are rumoured to be getting hitched. By Liza Minnelli. Being the only two principal gays, of course that is the only option. It’s the soap opera microcosm effect.

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- Miranda is sued for malpractice and opens a restaurant with Steve (this is the only storyline so far I potentially have an interest in).

Can you tell I’m really not in the mood for Sex?

Michaelie Clark

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Literal Petit Mort for Second Round of 'Sex'?

November 23rd 2008 19:03

Sex and the City sources are putting the word out: the sequel is afloat, but someone is going to be tossed overboard. Those in the know predict that one of the Sexettes will be killed off in the follow-up to this year’s blockbuster, in order to keep the story ball a-rolling.

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Sex and the City: A Short Note on the Extended Cut

November 13th 2008 04:29

I bought Sex and the City: The Movie – Extended Cut on the day of its Australian release with the faint wan hope that my initial cinema-based impression was off the mark. If anything, I have come closer to detesting the flick with each subsequent viewing.

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SATC On DVD And The Past Life Of Carrie Bradshaw

September 26th 2008 10:07

The DVD of Sex and the City: The Movie – Extended Cut will hit Australia on October 16th, after its launch in New York earlier this week.

Prior to the event, leading lady and executive producer, Sarah Jessica Parker, spoke out about the enormous financial success the film has had, and the likelihood of a sequel. “It's all about the story. If we can't tell a story that's really worthy of an audience, then we won't do it,” she said

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Cattrall Makes 'Sex' Proposal: Carrie Out, Miranda Outed

August 11th 2008 17:03

In the rocking wake of the Sex and the City movie, it seems Kim Cattrall has been devising a strategy for how the projected sequel can work to her best advantage, pitching a concept to producers in which Cattrall’s character of Samantha steps into the principal role.

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'Sex' No One Night Stand

July 13th 2008 17:33

HBO has unofficially confirmed that Sex and the City: The Movie will not be a mere fling. Instead, it will devolve into a sordid affair that will no doubt drag on long after the love has died, propelled by foolishly fickle flickers of lust and the hunt for another mind-blowing explosion of ka-ching.

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Sex and the City: Full Frontal Movie Review

June 9th 2008 18:33

Warning! This review contains spoilers. To avoid premature ejaculation, click here for The Seduction of ‘Sex’: Spoiler Free Review.

So, ready for a look at all the Sex action? Here is a blow-by-blow account of what went down in Sex and the City: The Movie
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The Seduction of 'Sex': Spolier Free Review

June 5th 2008 18:03

No true Sex and the City fan could resist seeing the movie, despite all reservations, which is precisely why I made a reservation of my own – for premium seats on the first day of screening in Australia.

I walked into the theatre with low expectations. From the clips I had seen, and storyline snippets I had read, I had a fairly good idea I was bound for disappointment. So, was I disappointed? Hard to say. The flick was basically what I had imagined it would be, so there was no great discrepancy between the reality of the film and what was anticipated. In a way, this is a good thing: it was no worse than I had predicted. On the down side: I wasn’t Carried Away

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Six: Orgasmic and Fabulous

May 25th 2008 06:19

A very mixed bag is Season Six of Sex and the City, with arguably some of the best and worst episodes. The finale caused much speculation everywhere as the issue of how it was all going to turn out was hotly debated. In the end, I suppose they couldn’t please everyone, and while the majority may have wanted Carrie and Big together, the execution of the episode left a lot to be desired.

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Someone Already Had 'Sex' - And It Wasn't PG Rated

May 11th 2008 05:24

The first reviews have hit, and even if you discount Oprah’s opinion right off the bat, things are sounding promising – in a non-specific kind of way.

The Fox News review by Roger Friedman promises all will be swell, but offers no insight into why. The only thing that stood out to me was this: “Don’t we worried by all the upscale affluence and opulence. King very smartly has anticipated the current economic mood in this country. There’s a subtle surprise in the third act that addresses it

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Singers Sign For The 'Sex' Soundtrack

April 22nd 2008 17:33

With the original theme song of Sex and the City still able to make a woman’s head snap to attention within the first bar, it’s no wonder the soundtrack of the upcoming film has been made a priority.

As expected, new movie cast member, Jennifer Hudson, who will play Carrie Bradshaw’s assistant, Louise, will have a singing role to go with her acting one. According to writer/director Michael Patrick King, Hudson will be belting out her track ‘All Dressed Up in Love’ as the end credits roll

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All The Newest News And 'Sex' Spoilers

April 20th 2008 17:33

There's plenty suddenly floating around so I will give them to you in point form. Some are small and unconfirmed; some are huge and straight from the horse’s mouth. (No, I am not having a go at SJP!) So, without further ado:

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