Read + Write + Report
Home | Start a blog | About Orble | FAQ | Blogs | Writers | Paid | My Orble | Login
Warning! This review contains spoilers. To avoid premature ejaculation, click here for The Seduction of ‘Sex’: Spoiler Free Review.

So, ready for a look at all the Sex action? Here is a blow-by-blow account of what went down in Sex and the City: The Movie.

Carrie and Big
Carrie and Big - Image courtesy of news.com.au


* Film begins with snippets from the series running over the opening credits, giving an overview of each character and what they are up to. Miranda (Cynthia Nixon) is still living in Brooklyn with Steve (David Eigenberg) and Brady (Joseph Pupo); Charlotte (Kristin Davis) and Harry (Evan Handler) form a happy family with their adopted daughter Lily; Samantha (Kim Cattrall) is managing Smith’s (Jason Lewis) television career in LA.
* Carrie (Sarah Jessica Parker) and Big (Chris Noth) are still together, and searching for a place of their own in Manhattan. After viewing thirty-three apartments which are immediately vetoed, they are shown, by chance, the penthouse in the building they are particularly interested in. Carrie falls in love with it immediately, except for the small in-built wardrobe. Big decides to buy it for them on the spot, promising Carrie he will build a better closet.
* Samantha returns from LA, and the foursome attend a Christie’s auction, selling the fortune of jewellery given to a socialite by her wealthy boyfriend, who has broken up with her, kicked her out, and left her with nothing but her baubles. Samantha bids for a ring, encrusted with gems in the shape of a flower, but loses to a secret bidder on the phone, whom she later finds out is Smith. In the bathroom, the girls run into a friend of the jilted socialite, who recounts the story of how she was left with nothing after ten years because she wasn’t married and had no financial rights.


Sex and the City Christies
Outbid at Christie's - Image courtesy of latimes.com

* Carrie tells Big she wants to sell her apartment to contribute to the cost of the penthouse. He tells her it’s not necessary, and she explains that she wants to have a legal right to their home, since they are not married. He suggests that they then get married. Carrie agrees.
* At lunch, Carrie tells Charlotte and Miranda that she and Big discussed the details of moving in together, and decided that it made sense to get married. Charlotte screams and announces the engagement to the other diners, who applaud when she informs them that this comes after ten years of dating.
* Carrie calls Samantha and tells her the news. Samantha is less than thrilled, and ends the call quite abruptly. Carrie stands at the counter in a boutique and wryly waits for Samantha to call back, which she does. Samantha makes several comparisons between Botox and marriage, including when Carrie asks her to be maid of honour.
* In LA, Samantha is becoming resentful of the time she spends focusing on Smith and his career. She is also lusting after their next door neighbour, Dante.
* Miranda is concerned about her marriage, and wonders about the lack of intimacy and fun between her and Steve. She asks the other girls how often they have sex. Miranda tells them she and Steve had sex recently which ended in a fight, after Miranda told Steve to just get it over with. She admits that before that night they hadn’t had sex for six months. Soon after, Steve confesses to Miranda that he slept with another woman, just once. Miranda separates from Steve immediately.

Miranda and Brady
Miranda and Brady - Image courtesy of showbiz.sky.com

* Carrie and Big’s wedding plans start to gain their own momentum, as an announcement appears in the social pages, the guest list grows, and Carrie is gifted with a gown from Vivienne Westwood after modelling it for a shoot in Vogue. Carrie reads to Big from a book of famous love letters she has borrowed from the library. They joke at Big’s lack of romance and the fact that he has never sent her a love letter. In the end, Carrie tells him that she will be happy even if his ceremonial vow is simply a pledge to love her forever. On returning her book to the library, Carrie learns that a wedding is being held there and decides to have it for her own venue. Big, or John James Preston as he is now known, tries to express his desire to keep the event low-key. Carrie dismisses his worries, instead focussing on preparing for the big day.
* The eve of the wedding arrives, and the couple’s nearest and dearest attend their rehearsal dinner. Things turn sour when, after a fight with Steve, Miranda makes a flippant remark to Big that he and Carrie are crazy to get married. Big, who is already experiencing doubts, tries to talk to Carrie about his deep reservations. Carrie, determined that everything go ahead as planned, tries to convince him that there is nothing to worry about.

Sex and the City Wedding
The bride and her posse - Image courtesy of stltoday.com

* On the day of the wedding, Carrie gets dressed in her Westwood, ruining it with an aging shade of lipstick and a large bird on her head. Little Lily takes Carrie’s phone, leaving the bride unaware that her groom is trying to reach her. At the New York Public Library, Big waits in the car as Carrie and her bridesmaids arrive. He has a Days of Our Lives moment as he wills her to turn around and look at him so he will know it’s just about them. When she doesn’t, he leaves.
* Upon entering the library, Carrie learns from Stanford (Willie Garson) and Anthony (Mario Cantone) that Big hasn’t arrived. She calls him and he tells her he can’t go through with the wedding. She leaves, distraught. Moments later, Big changes his mind and returns. He stops his car after it passes Carrie’s. He tries to apologise but Carrie lashes out, furious, battering him with her bouquet before being bundled back in the car.
* The girls accompany Carrie on her honeymoon to Mexico, where Carrie remains in bed for days on end. When she finally emerges, she wonders if she will ever laugh again. She starts to listen to her messages from Big, but ends up throwing her pink phone into the sea. Beside the pool, Sam is aghast at Miranda’s unwaxed bikini line. Miranda is upset, thinking that Samantha is suggesting Steve cheated because Miranda let the sex go out of their marriage. Charlotte refuses to eat anything served at the resort, instead subsisting on packaged puddings. She forgets herself momentarily in the shower however, and accidentally swallows some water. She shortly becomes sick, and quickly returns to the villa to find the girls by the pool and the door locked while the maids clean. Too late to make it to the toilet, Charlotte loses control of her bowels. Carrie finally finds her sense of humour again, and laughs hysterically.

Jennifer Hudson
Jennifer Hudson joins the fray - Image courtesy of showbiz.sky.com

* On her return to New York, Carrie employs an assistant to help her move back into her old apartment and manage her admin as she endeavours to write her fourth book. Her assistant is called Louise (Jennifer Hudson), and she has moved from St Louis to Manhattan on a quest to fall in love. She has a fondness for labels but rents them since she can’t afford to buy them. The first thing Carrie has Louise do is block all of Big’s emails.
* Carrie looks after Lily while Charlotte goes to the doctor, where she finds she has fallen pregnant. At first she worries that something terrible will happen, since her life is so happy, but Carrie reminds her that she has already had her dose of bad luck, outside the locked door of their villa in Mexico.
* Miranda and Carrie support each other as they deal with the break-down of their relationships, but when Miranda finally tells Carrie about the remark she made to Big on the night before the wedding-that-wasn’t, Carrie places the blame on Miranda and walks out of the restaurant where they were having dinner together.
* When Carrie won’t return Miranda’s calls, and refuses to forgive her, Miranda considers her own refusal to forgive Steve or discuss what happened. She relents and attends counselling with him. Miranda and Carrie make up and Miranda tells Carrie about the counsellor’s plan: Miranda and Steve don’t see each other for two weeks, and at the end of that time, decide whether they want to try to make their marriage work. If they do, they meet on the Brooklyn Bridge, and if they both turn up, they resume their relationship and forget what happened in the past.

Samantha and Dog
Samantha and her horn dog - Image courtesy of showbiz.sky.com

* Samantha adopts a dog after seeing its libido in action. When the dog runs away next door, Samantha follows her and is propositioned by a naked Dante. Sam begins overeating to distract herself from the urge to cheat on Smith. She makes a trip back to New York where everyone is horrified by how ‘fat’ she is. She decides that although Smith supported her through chemo, when she is with him she is denying who she really is.
* Carrie dyes her hair dark and refurnishes her apartment into a homogenised, ultra-modern residence, lacking in character and brown-stone charm. Miranda and Steve meet on the Brooklyn Bridge and reconcile. Samantha and Smith break up and Samantha returns to New York. Louise moves back to St Louis after getting engaged to her ex-boyfriend.
* After a morning of shopping, Charlotte – uncharacteristically – goes to a restaurant to have lunch by herself, where she encounters Big. She waddles out in a hurry, but when Big catches up she delivers her rehearsed lecture, cursing the day he was born, before promptly going into labour. Big takes her to the hospital, where he waits until she gives birth to her daughter, Rose. When Carrie arrives at the hospital, Harry relates what happened, and tells Carrie that Big was hoping to see her, that he wants to talk to her, and that he has been sending her letters. Carrie scoffs at the notion of Big sending her a letter, but when she gets home, she recalls the emails she had Louise block.

Pregnant Charlotte
Big induces the birth - Image courtesy of ninemsn.com

* Carrie unblocks Big’s emails using Louise’s admin password, ‘love’. She finds a series of excerpts from the book she had shown Big, Love Letters of Great Men. At the end is a love letter from Big himself, telling her that he is sorry and he will always love her.
* Just before the locks are to be changed on the penthouse Big bought, Carrie returns to collect the Manolo Blahnik shoes she had left, months ago, in the refurnished closet. She enters to find Big there, doing the same thing. She runs to him and they kiss, both explaining and apologising for all that happened. After spending time on the floor of the closet talking, Carrie gets up. Big rises to one knee and says they should have done it properly in the first place. He proposes, and when Carrie accepts, he holds out on of her Manolos for her to slip onto her foot in place of a ring.
* Carrie and Big get married at New York City Hall, Carrie wearing the simple, non-designer suit she had initially thought to wear when they got married, accessorised by her ‘engagement’ Manolos. Big surprises her, having called her closest friends to meet them after the ceremony. They all go their local diner for a meal.
* The film ends with the four women at a bar, celebrating Samantha’s fiftieth birthday. They toast to ‘the next fifty’ with a round of Cosmopolitans.

Cosmopolitan
The beverage of choice - Image courtesy of kansan.com

I have tried to keep my personal views out of this point-form plot synopsis, but have been somewhat unsuccessful. The film began extremely stilted, and it wasn’t until the scene where Carrie packs up her closet and the four women give her apartment a send-off that it picks up. (I did love that Carrie models the outfit from the opening theme of the series.) There are several funny scenes, but they are not of the same quality to be expected from the show, with several of them using familiar material, and others having the distinct feel of a Ben Stiller film, ie. the afflicted bowel and the aroused animals.

The dialogue no longer contains all the snappy and outrageous witticisms we once revelled in, and the delivery of lines and chemistry between the characters falls well short of the standards of the series.

Although the series was not all about sex, somehow it feels distinctly lacking with no real sexual antics at all. Samantha and Charlotte appear in scenes that are slightly risqué, though there is no real nudity. Miranda is the only main-player to engage in a sex scene. Carrie is even more of a prude than Parker’s no-nudity clause would suggest, with the character not even really participating in the renowned banter at brunch. Everything that was once explored with bold defiance is now only touched upon in a distant and manufactured kind of way, from sex, to the representation of the city itself.

Kim Cattrall
Samantha styles it up - Image courtesy of fashionwindows.com

The four leads are presented as a whitewashed imitation of what they once were. Plot twists are squeezed in with no real motivation through the protagonists; they fail to develop where they were once in a constant state of evolution, leaving the audience unconvinced and unfulfilled. Many events are a farce: the encounter with the socialite’s friend is too contrived, as are all the tie-ins between ‘labels’ and ‘love’; Carrie and Miranda’s argument makes no sense; Miranda’s ‘enlightenment’ about her forgiveness of Steve makes a mockery of the one serious issue that is raised; the character of Louise is insipid and she seems to function mainly as a comparison to the older women.

The way each storyline is tied up comes across as very calculated. The reunions are too easy – everyone gets what they want, even Samantha, who is presumably supposed to be the token offering of a woman who doesn’t keep the man. The bit players barely get a look in. Candice Bergen reprises her role as Carrie’s Vogue editor, Enid, for one scene, where we get not a smidge of her usual cutting remarks. Anthony and Stanford have a few short appearances, but with all the over-the-top goings-on that have to be squished in, there is no time to learn what has happened in their lives. They do seem to suddenly be friends, despite always despising each other, and in one scene they kiss, leading us to wonder whatever happened to Marcus. Magda (Lynn Cohen) gets a brief look-in, but her lack of dialogue means we don’t get the benefit of her quirky ideas and genuine compassion. On top of this, we see almost nothing of the careers of the leading ladies beyond Samantha making calls on Smith’s behalf, part of a reading by Carrie of her work-in-process book, and one scene of Carrie working at her computer.

Sex and the City Women
The 'Sex and the City' women with Michael Patrick King - Image courtesy of afterellen.com


As Carrie says to Lily, real life is no fairy-tale. Unfortunately, Michael Patrick King’s sentimentality seemed to convince him he could prove otherwise, and for me, that very act has meant that I didn’t get my Sex and the City happy ever after.

Michaelie Clark
133
Vote
   


No true Sex and the City fan could resist seeing the movie, despite all reservations, which is precisely why I made a reservation of my own – for premium seats on the first day of screening in Australia.

I walked into the theatre with low expectations. From the clips I had seen, and storyline snippets I had read, I had a fairly good idea I was bound for disappointment. So, was I disappointed? Hard to say. The flick was basically what I had imagined it would be, so there was no great discrepancy between the reality of the film and what was anticipated. In a way, this is a good thing: it was no worse than I had predicted. On the down side: I wasn’t Carried Away.

Sex and the City: The Movie
Sex and the City: The Movie - Image courtesy of starpulse.com

In my heart of hearts, I had hoped that the clips were fakes; that it was all a ruse to mislead the overly-inquisitive public; that my perception of what was to come was distinctly off-kilter. I was seduced by my desire to see a fabulous addendum to a series that stuck a sharp stiletto heel clean through the frontiers of modern women’s comedy, and the expectations of modern women themselves.

Alas, it was not to be. While the film in itself is reasonably entertaining, with its orgasmic fashions and rendering of the hedonistic high-life, it lacks the kick and sass of its preceding television counterpart. To put it another way, a Cosmopolitan without the Cointreau and vodka is just pretty, flavoured water.

Sex and the City Fashion
Farewelling Carrie's apartment in style - Image courtesy of movies.about.com

Unfortunately, Michael Patrick King has allowed sentimentality and a sudden sense of indulgent caution wash the grit, acerbic wit, and avant-garde audacity from the lives of characters we have both related to and been perplexed by, on countless occasions.

What is left is a dizzying whirl of hackneyed storylines, tied up neatly, with countless clichés and recycled material thrown in. The motivations of the characters are skimmed over, leaving them lacking in the depth and multiplicity they were renowned for. The dialogue is, at times, stilted, and the self-awareness of the actors inhibits their once powerful on-screen chemistry.

Sex and the City Premiere
The 'Sex and the City' premiere - Image courtesy of newsday.com

Along with the overwhelming product placement and gratuitous glimpse of genitalia, the film has become what scores of uninformed people claimed the series was all about. If it wasn’t for the handful of truly inspired moments, reminiscent of the humour, intelligence and innovative flair of which the original show was comprised, I may just have wound up crying into my (free) popcorn.

Michaelie Clark

Want more than foreplay? Click here for the full review of Sex and the City: The Movie
164
Vote
   


Six: Orgasmic and Fabulous

May 25th 2008 06:19
A very mixed bag is Season Six of Sex and the City, with arguably some of the best and worst episodes. The finale caused much speculation everywhere as the issue of how it was all going to turn out was hotly debated. In the end, I suppose they couldn’t please everyone, and while the majority may have wanted Carrie and Big together, the execution of the episode left a lot to be desired.

Sex and the City Season Six
The Sexettes reunite - Image courtesy of hbo.com

Episode Seventy-Five: ‘To Market, To Market’
Director: Michael Patrick King. Writer: Michael Patrick King.
What/Who Went Down: Carrie has her much anticipated first-date with Berger, Charlotte does her best to make Harry marry her, Miranda finds she still has feelings for Steve, and Samantha fears she is going through menopause.
Guest Starring: Even Handler, David Eigenberg, Ron Livingston, John Corbett, Victor Webster.

Episode Seventy-Six: ‘Great Sexpectations’
Director: Michael Patrick King. Writer: Cindy Chupack.
What/Who Went Down: Carrie worries that she and Berger have no sexual chemistry in bed, Samantha competes against the other diners for a hot waiter, Charlotte considers converting to Judaism, and Miranda becomes obsessed with a digital recording device.
Guest Starring: Evan Handler, David Eigenberg, Jason Lewis, Ron Livingston, Lynn Cohen.

Episode Seventy-Seven: ‘The Perfect Present’
Director: David Frankel. Writer: Jenny Bicks.
What/Who Went Down: Carrie begins to wonder about Berger’s previous relationship when his ex-girlfriend’s name keeps coming up. Charlotte has a hard time giving up some parts of her life in order to become a Jew. Samantha offends Jerry the waiter by offering him money when she gets him fired from his job. Miranda faces the evidence of Steve’s new relationship.
Guest Starring: Chris Noth, Evan Handler, Jason Lewis, Ron Livingston, Jennifer Coolidge.

Episode Seventy-Eight: ‘Pick-a-Little, Talk-a-Little’
Director: David Frankel. Writers: Julie Rottenberg, Elisa Zuritsky.
What/Who Went Down: Charlotte and Harry break up when an argument over the Mets escalates into a full-blown argument about marriage and religion. Samantha and Jerry have fun role-playing until reality steps in. Miranda is enlightened by Berger’s philosophy of ‘he’s just not that into you’. Carrie and Berger say ‘I love you’, but it all goes wrong when Carrie jokingly criticises his book.
Guest Starring: Evan Handler, Jason Lewis, Ron Livingston.

He's Just Not That Into You
Berger enlightens Miranda - Image courtesy of tvguide.com

Episode Seventy-Nine: ‘Lights, Camera, Relationship’
Director: Michael Engler. Writer: Michael Patrick King.
What/Who Went Down: Charlotte is miserable without Harry, and unwilling to date again despite much pushing. Samantha does what she does best – and uses her PR skills – to further Jerry’s career, and changes his name to Smith. Miranda tortures herself by hanging out with Steve. Carrie discovers that Berger doesn’t respond well to her success.
Guest Starring: David Eigenberg, Willie Garson, Jason Lewis, Ron Livingston, Amy Sedaris.

Episode Eighty: ‘Hope, Skip and a Week’
Director: Michael Engler. Writer: Amy B Harris.
What/Who Went Down: Carrie and Berger take a break in order to sort out their problems, but after saying he wants to try again, Berger breaks up with Carrie on a post-it. Charlotte is suffering under the strain of blind dates, making her realise what she has lost. When she meets Harry by chance, she tells him she doesn’t mind if they don’t get married, and she would be lucky to have him, and he finally proposes. Miranda must make a decision between excessive work hours and spending time with her son. Samantha makes Smith a star despite his doubts.
Guest Starring: Chris Noth, Evan Handler, Ron Livingston, Jason Lewis, Lynn Cohen.

Episode Eighty-One: ‘The Post-It Always Sticks Twice’
Director: Alan Taylor. Writer: Liz Tuccillo.
What/Who Went Down: It’s the next day, and while Charlotte is elated at her engagement, Carrie is enraged about her break-up. Samantha dances away form Smith as she starts to become emotionally involved. When the girls go out to Bed, to commiserate with Carrie, Sam and Carrie end up getting high, Carrie gets apprehended by the police, Charlotte realises that it doesn’t matter that she has been married before, and Miranda gets her confidence back after fitting into her skinny jeans.
Guest Starring: Evan Handler, Jason Lewis, Michael Showalter.

Episode Eighty-Two: ‘The Catch’
Director: Alan Taylor. Writer: Cindy Chupack.
What/Who Went Down: Charlotte thinks she has caused bad luck for her wedding day when everything seems to go wrong. Carrie sleeps with Harry’s best man, and ends up injured and insulted. Miranda does everything she can to avoid meeting Steve’s new girlfriend, Debbie. Samantha starts to need Smith.
Guest Starring: Evan Handler, David Eigenberg, Jason Lewis, Willie Garson, Mario Cantone, Sean Palmer, Bryan Callen.

Charlotte's Jewish Wedding
Charlotte and Harry marry - Image courtesy of sefersafari.com

Episode Eighty-Three: ‘A Woman’s Right To Shoes’
Director: Tim Van Patten. Writer: Jenny Bicks.
What/Who Went Down: When Carrie loses her Manolos at a friend’s baby shower, they wind up at odds over their differing life choices. Miranda develops a crush on Dr Robert Leeds, a hot new man moving into her building. Charlotte tries to be understanding of Harry’s less than decorous personal habits. Samantha is infuriated by children everywhere.
Guest Starring: Evan Handler, Willie Garson, Blair Underwood, Linda Evangelista, Tatum O’Neal.

Episode Eighty-Four: ‘Boy, Interrupted’
Director: Tim Van Patten. Writer: Cindy Chupack.
What/Who Went Down: Carrie is attracted to her high school boyfriend again, until his psychiatric issues put a spanner in the works. Things between Miranda and Robert get steamy, while Samantha is just sweaty, as she does her best to gain membership to the Soho House pool. Anthony reveals that Stanford’s boyfriend is a former escort.
Guest Starring: Willie Garson, Mario Cantone, Blair Underwood, Sean Palmer, Geri Halliwell, David Duchovny.

Episode Eighty-Five: ‘The Domino Effect’
Director: David Frankel. Writers: Julie Rottenberg, Elisa Zuritsky.
What/Who Went Down: Big visits New York for a heart operation, leaving Carrie in floods of tears, only to overcome them when he goes cold on her as his fever passes. Samantha falls down a hatch in the street while trying not to hold hands with Smith. Miranda and Steve’s relationship is tested – sorely – by their respective love lives. Charlotte tries acupuncture in an effort to conceive.
Guest Starring: Chris Noth, Blair Underwood, Jason Lewis.

Episode Eighty-Six: ‘One’
Director: David Frankel. Writer: Michael Patrick King.
What/Who Went Down: Miranda and Steve celebrate Brady’s first birthday, and Miranda admits to Steve that she is still in love with him. Samantha worries that her age is showing. Carrie begins dating Russian artist Aleksandr Petrovsky. Charlotte finally falls pregnant, but miscarries soon after. She wallows in despair and depression before gaining hope and strength from the life story of Elizabeth Taylor.
Guest Starring: Evan Handler, David Eigenberg, Mikhail Baryshnikov, Blair Underwood, Lynn Cohen, Jason Lewis.

Carrie and Petrovsky
Carrie goes out with The Russian - Image courtesy of carriesdiary.com

Episode Eighty-Seven: ‘Let There be Light’
Director: Michael Patrick King. Writer: Michael Patrick King.
What/Who Went Down: Carrie sleeps with Petrovsky, but then becomes uncomfortable about his long line of ex-lovers. Charlotte decides to volunteer to help the blind while waiting to become pregnant again. Samantha decides she is bored with Smith, and sleeps with Richard Wright again – but she soon realises her mistake. Steve moves in with Miranda.
Guest Starring: David Eigenberg, Mikhail Baryshnikov, Jason Lewis, James Remar, Blair Underwood, Mario Cantone.

Episode Eighty-Eight: ‘The Ick factor’
Director: Wendey Stanzler. Writers: Julie Rottenberg, Elisa Zuritsky.
What/Who Went Down: Miranda proposes to Steve, and sets about organising a wedding that won’t make her want to vomit. Carrie feels ridiculous when faced by Petrovsky’s romantic gestures. Harry tries to do some romancing himself, taking Charlotte to a French restaurant – where they contract food poisoning. Samantha has a consultation about having breast implants, leading to the discovery of cancer.
Guest Starring: Evan Handler, David Eigenberg, Mikhail Baryshnikov, Anne Meara, Lynn Cohen.

Episode Eighty-Nine: ‘Catch-38’
Director: Michael Engler. Writer: Cindy Chupack.
What/Who Went Down: Samantha does everything she can to get an appointment with Dr McAndrews. Miranda goes on honeymoon but has trouble relaxing. Carrie and Charlotte look after Brady. Charlotte panics when Brady sees her and Harry having sex, while Carrie wonders if she minds that she won’t be able to have children if she stays with Petrovsky.
Guest Starring: Evan Handler, David Eigenberg, Mikhail Baryshnikov, Jason Lewis, Julia Sweeney.

Carrie Catch 38
Carrie discusses her options - Image courtesy of hbo.com

Episode Ninety: ‘Out of the Frying Pan’
Director: Michael Engler. Writer: Jenny Bicks.
What/Who Went Down: Carrie and Petrovsky clash when Carrie feels he is not being sensitive to her feelings regarding Sam’s illness. Charlotte, sad about being childless, is gifted with a little dog she names Elizabeth Taylor. Samantha underestimates Smith’s ability to cope when she decides to shave her head. Miranda and her family move to Brooklyn.
Guest Starring: Evan Handler, David Eigenberg, Jason Lewis, Mikhail Baryshnikov, Dana Ivey.

Episode Ninety-One: ‘The Cold War’
Director: Julian Farino. Writer: Aury Wallington.
What/Who Went Down: Carrie ditches the girls to stay in with Petrovsky. Charlotte enters Elizabeth Taylor in a dog show, which she wins, before taking her to the park where she gets knocked up. Samantha leaks a video of her and Smith having sex after the tabloids spread rumours that Smith is gay.
Guest Starring: Chris Noth, Evan Handler, Willie Garson, Sean Palmer, Mikhail Baryshnikov, Jason Lewis, Mario Cantone, Mark Margolis.

Episode Ninety-Two: ‘Splat!’
Director: Julian Farino. Writers: Cindy Chupack, Jenny Bicks.
What/Who Went Down: After a dinner at Petrovsky’s where Carrie tells the girls she is considering moving to Paris, Miranda begins to voice her concerns about the Russian. Carrie sets her boss up with a small, ugly food critic for a party at Enid’s house, where a one-time party girl, Lexi Featherstone, falls out the window and dies. Charlotte is resentful of Elizabeth Taylor, but her maternal instincts take over when the dog begins to give birth.
Guest Starring: Evan Handler, David Eigenberg, Jason Lewis, Willie Garson, Sean Palmer, Mikhail Baryshnikov, Kristen Johnston, Candice Bergen, Wallace Shawn, Sakina Jaffrey, Ronald Guttman, Tom Deckman.

Episode Ninety-Three: ‘An American Girl in Paris (Part Une)’
Director: Tim Van Patten. Writer: Michael Patrick King.
What/Who Went Down: On her way to her final dinner with the girls before leaving for Paris, Carrie runs into Big outside her apartment. He tries to tell her he wants to be with her but she tells him in no uncertain terms that she wants him right out of her life. In Paris, everything seems idyllic at first, but soon things begin to wear Carrie down.
Guest Starring: Chris Noth, Evan Handler, David Eigenberg, Jason Lewis, Mikhail Baryshnikov.

Carrie in Paris
Carrie finds a friend in Paris - Image courtesy of dvdtimes.co.uk

Episode Ninety-Four: ‘An American Girl in Paris (Part Deux)’
Director: Tim Van Patten. Writer: Michael Patrick King.
What/Who Went Down: Miranda deals with the realities of real life commitment, love and family. Samantha, at a loss because of the effects of chemo, opens herself up emotionally to Smith at last. Charlotte and Harry suffer an adoption setback before finally receiving the news they have been waiting for. A series of symbolic events lead Carrie to end things with Petrovsky. When attempting to order another room at reception, Big, who has been searching Paris for her, finds her, and takes her back home. The show ends with Miranda enjoying life with her family, Samantha rediscovering herself with Smith, Charlotte and Harry preparing for their Chinese baby, and Big moving back to Manhattan to be with Carrie.
Guest Starring: Chris Noth, Evan Handler, David Eigenberg, Jason Lewis, Mikhail Baryshnikov, Mario Cantone, Lynn Cohen, Lecy Goranson.

What are your picks, for Season Six?

Michaelie Clark
89
Vote
   


The first reviews have hit, and even if you discount Oprah’s opinion right off the bat, things are sounding promising – in a non-specific kind of way.

The Fox News review by Roger Friedman promises all will be swell, but offers no insight into why. The only thing that stood out to me was this: “Don’t we worried by all the upscale affluence and opulence. King very smartly has anticipated the current economic mood in this country. There’s a subtle surprise in the third act that addresses it


[ Click here to read more ]
130
Vote
   


With the original theme song of Sex and the City still able to make a woman’s head snap to attention within the first bar, it’s no wonder the soundtrack of the upcoming film has been made a priority.

As expected, new movie cast member, Jennifer Hudson, who will play Carrie Bradshaw’s assistant, Louise, will have a singing role to go with her acting one. According to writer/director Michael Patrick King, Hudson will be belting out her track ‘All Dressed Up in Love’ as the end credits roll


[ Click here to read more ]
137
Vote
   


There's plenty suddenly floating around so I will give them to you in point form. Some are small and unconfirmed; some are huge and straight from the horse’s mouth. (No, I am not having a go at SJP!) So, without further ado:

Sarah Jessica Parker
Sarah Jessica Parker - Image courtesy of layddee.com

[ Click here to read more ]
114
Vote
   


More details from the personal lives of the stars of Sex and the City are coming to light as the countdown to the big screen release draws near. First, Kristin Davis’ sex tape from her hellion days emerges; now Cynthia Nixon announces that she was diagnosed with breast cancer… several years ago. And to top it all off, Evan Handler is now speaking out about his own experience with cancer as a young man. The timing of these scandals and announcements seems somewhat suspect.

Cynthia Nixon Cancer
Cynthia Nixon - Image courtesy of tbs.com

[ Click here to read more ]
125
Vote
   


Diarise it, ladies. Sex and the City: The Movie is shaping up to be a two hour plus mega-session – how else will they fit all the rumoured crises in? And it looks like it’s coming Down Under (ahem) on June 5th. Yep, according to Hoyts, we Aussies are going to be out of the Sex loop for about a week, unless we all fly to Cannes or New York, the two places tipped for the world premiere. I foresee a lot of pirating on the sly PCs.

Sex and the City Stars
Faking it - Image courtesy of buzznet.com

[ Click here to read more ]
150
Vote
   


They may have finished filming, but it seems the acting is just beginning, with the Sex and the City girls throwing themselves into full publicity mode – despite persistent rumours of catty quarrels.

Sex Movie
Pretending to like each other - Image courtesy of snarkerati.com

[ Click here to read more ]
135
Vote
   


There has been much talk over the last week of a very personal new-release film starring Kristin Davis. I, for one, am very suspicious. It’s not that I doubt the woman in the video is Davis – the resemblance is too striking, even if we are not so used to seeing prudish ‘Charlotte’ in such a position – it’s the timing of it all that is giving me pause.

Kristin Davis
Kristin Davis as Charlotte York - Image courtesy of usatoday.com

[ Click here to read more ]
147
Vote
   


Five: You Can Leave Your Manolos On

March 14th 2008 18:03
Comparably short due to Sarah Jessica Parker’s pregnancy, Season Five of Sex and the City was all about moving on and accepting that nothing ever goes according to plan. The four girls have plenty to come to terms with: Samantha, her unexpected broken heart; Charlotte, her status as a divorcee; Miranda, motherhood; and Carrie… Big, Aidan, and learning that life – especially hers – can be very unpredictable.

Sex and the City Season Five
Sex and the City: Season Five - Image courtesy of bravotv.com

[ Click here to read more ]
241
Vote
   


The promotion of Sex and the City: The Movie has begun. We know this because the four stars have begun gushing about each other and the film and how much they love everything, darling, to every facet of the mega-media. See below snippets of interviews from Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristen Davis and Cynthia Nixon.

Sarah Jessica Parker
SJP on the 'Sex' set - Image courtesy of layddee.com

[ Click here to read more ]
121
Vote
   


Four: French Kissing In NYC

March 4th 2008 18:33
In Season Four, things start getting serious in the lives of the girls, with pregnancy, divorce and marriage on the agenda. Yet this season is probably the most fun, with plenty of quirky happenings and hilarious high jinks, and as ever, the celebrated potluck of sexcapades.

Sex and the City
The stars of Sex - Image courtesy of 34cwtv.com

[ Click here to read more ]
179
Vote
   


Well, in the space of a day, the full-length trailer for Sex and the City: The Movie was leaked and then yanked. Let me tell you, I had some trouble trying to find a clip that was still in operation, and now that I have… I am intensely disappointed. I cannot even articulate how utterly appalled I am.

Sex and the City: The Movie
The Sex-ettes - Image courtesy of heatworldcom

[ Click here to read more ]
192
Vote
   


Moderated by Michaelie
Copyright © 2006 2007 2008 On Topic Media PTY LTD. All Rights Reserved. Design by Vimu.com.
On Topic Media ZPages: Sydney |  Melbourne |  Brisbane |  London |  Birmingham |  Leeds     [ Advertise ] [ Contact Us ] [ Privacy Policy ]